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    • 58,867 Words
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      • 2015 Poetry Anthology: Remember
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      • 2014 - Summer - The Backup Plan
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  1. ThePhallocrat

    The Silver Tongued Scoundrel Temporary Hold

    By ThePhallocrat, in Fiction. 04/11/2025 (Updated: 06/09/2025)

    Genres: Comedy,
    Sub-genres: Comic Fantasy
    • young adult
    • mature adult
    • magic
    • light-hearted

    The Silver Tongued Scoundrel

    Containing the last confession of Froderick von Brinsbane - bard, rapscallion, trickster, deviant, infidel, traitor, and thief.

    • 7 Chapters
    • 22,547 Words
    • 2,591 Views
    • 22 Comments
    • 2 Recommendations
    • Mature
  2. ThePhallocrat

    Marked By the Gods Complete

    By ThePhallocrat, in Fiction. 07/11/2013 (Updated: 03/30/2025)

    Genres: Fantasy,
    Sub-genres: High/Epic Fantasy
    • teen
    • young adult
    • mature adult
    • adult
    • gay
    • serious
    • ancient times
    • friendship

    A Myth in Eight Parts

    I wrote this many years ago as an experiment in building a cast of characters and finding ways to weave their stories together. I didn't realize until recently I only ever posted the first section on this site. It's been a treat to revisit this old tale with new eyes.

    The Empire is torn into two, with brothers competing for the throne. War divides families and upends lives. The people suffer and plead to the Four Gods for deliverance -- but the Gods move in mysterious and unexpected and not always entirely pleasant ways.

    • 9 Chapters
    • 36,320 Words
    • 8,076 Views
    • 20 Comments
    • 1 Recommendation
    • Teen
  3. ThePhallocrat

    An Honest Poem Complete

    By ThePhallocrat, in Poetry. 09/20/2011 (Updated: 09/20/2011)

    Genres: Poetry,
    Sub-genres: Free-Verse
    • love
    • depression

    Short, simple, and easily the most honest thing I've written in months.

    • 1 Chapters
    • 40 Words
    • 2,287 Views
    • 0 Comments
    • Everyone
  4. ThePhallocrat

    The Mirror Doesn't Lie Complete

    By ThePhallocrat, in Fiction. 01/22/2011 (Updated: 01/22/2011)

    Genres: General Fiction,
    Sub-genres: Drama
    • mature adult
    • adult
    • roommates
    • college

    Carl hates his roommate Lewis. He hates him so much, he'd give anything to become him.

    • 2 Chapters
    • 6,324 Words
    • 4,819 Views
    • 0 Comments
    • Mature
  5. ThePhallocrat

    Fairy Tales Complete

    By ThePhallocrat, in Non-Fiction. 01/22/2011 (Updated: 01/22/2011)

    Genres: Fantasy Non-Fiction,
    Sub-genres: General Fantasy, Reference

    A collection of reflections on life, told in the style of children's fairy tales and fables.

    • 2 Chapters
    • 2,754 Words
    • 2,404 Views
    • 0 Comments
    • Everyone
  6. ThePhallocrat

    The Rest of the Story Complete

    By ThePhallocrat, in Fiction. 01/21/2011 (Updated: 01/21/2011)

    Genres: General Fiction,
    Sub-genres: Drama
    • mature adult
    • modern

    The honeymoon phase is over. Way over. Now what?

    • 1 Chapters
    • 3,059 Words
    • 2,123 Views
    • 0 Comments
    • 1 Recommendation
    • Teen
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