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Hiccups anyone?

Does anyone else get hiccups a lot? I seem to get them a lot and I can't figure out why...I just hiccuped my way through some toast and it just makes eating seem like a lot of hard work...*sigh* back to the essay. It's so close to done, I almost just want to hand it in right now, even though it's incomplete so I can then come home and take a nap...   Also, my friend that I've not spoken to for like a year after we had an arguement and stuff should have got the package I sent her today... I ho

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OH MY GAWDDDDD!

So, picture this, me in class sitting next to a girl I vaguely know who flirts a lot. Anyway, in a little break in the lecture she asks me how my essay is going. Not wanting her to think I'm a total slacker I answer 'Oh, alright I guess' instead of the honest answer of, 'Not even started'. She casually says, 'I don't think mine's very good, but I think I should have it done for tomorrow'. At this point my stomach starts to do that painful twisty turny thing as I try to fake my own casual tone an

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...naked in the rush hour, dancing in my gutter...

So...another entry, heh, but a much more cheerful one this time I'm feeling a lot better than I was a few days ago. I've slept pretty well, but not too much, and I've eaten well, mostly because my bf's been laying things out for me, hehe, this morning he'd already poured my cereal out for me so all I had to do was add the milk So far today I've had some special K, and some apricots and raisins soaked in orange juice. I also told one of my friends that I couldn't go out partying with him tonig

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...I guess we're only human

So...I know I still owe some people a blog about my birthday week, I'll get to that I promise just give me a little time   But yeah, I guess I'm just blogging to partly kill some time until my bf gets home, but also to get a few things out there. So...last night was a bad night for me. I went out with seb and some friends and we went drinking and dancing. And I had a good time, we both did. Anyway, after we'd been home for a little bit and seb was asleep, I was online and I started feeling pr

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A hilarious song! *dirty warning*

To the tune of camptown races   I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi, Yogi, I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear. Yogi Yogi bear!! Yogi Yogi bear! I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear.   Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie, Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear Suzie Suzie bear! Suzie Suzie bear! Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear.   Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky, kinky, Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky kin

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BoyNeedsTherapy

 

All You Need Is Love?

So I haven't blogged in forever, but oh well, now I am   So, in chat just now there was a semi debate type thing about love and whether it was a waste of time or not, and I totally hadn't realised how strong my views on this topic are. Um, so yeah, I don't know if this blog will offend anyone...I doubt it but if you think you may get offended then don't read on.   I don't understand at all how people can think love is a waste of time. Its a concept I don't understand in the slightest. To me

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Yay but ow!

I had a great night with my best friend, but owwie, i think my fingernail might be about to fall off...that'll hurt I imagine. Any adivce?

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Kiss a llama on the llama

Ok, this is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, so all check it out and let me know what you think!!   http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php  

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Falling all over myself to lick your heart...

Well, once again it's been a while since I've blogged and once again it's been a while since I've posted. I've not been very happy for a couple of weeks for a myriad of reasons so I've not really felt like posting. However I am once again avoiding an essay, which is dumb because a- it just needs typing up and B- these stupid essays are part of the reason I've not been happy, so really I should get them out of the way...I never claimed to be smart though.   Anyway, I've not been up to anything

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BoyNeedsTherapy

 

Sexual mathematics...

Did you know that the average person has 11 sexual partners in their life, and has sex 3,700 times in their life?   So, I was thinking about that, and I'm way below the 11 people number, but I was thinking, how long will it take for us to reach the 3,700. If on average we have sex twice a day, but occasionally more, we could take 15 times a week as an average. So, 15 x 52 = 780 times a year. We've been together for 2.5 years, and probably had that much sex for one year, for another year we we

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Drunk drunkity drunk!

Soooo, we went to the lgb meeting tonight, it was really fun. ALthough a couple of my friends were sad, which I shall investigate more tomorrow! Seb and I had a fab time though and danced like crazy people a lot. He fell asleep before the awesome sandwich that I made so I had to eat it all not half, not that that's a great loss Anyhoo, I found out some MOST EXCELLENT GOSSIP which I'm not sure what to do with...I'll go into some detail tomorrow. I also managed to scratch myself not sure how, bu

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Feeling Stoopid

So last night we (me, seb and my flatmates) were just goofing around and decided to play some drinking games. We actually had a really awesome night, and it was soooo much fun, but we drank *a LOT*. Between about 5 of us we got through 1.5litres of vodka, about 0.75litres of rum and then various other alcohol, mostly in shot form. Anyway, at some point I managed to break a glass Well of course in my inebriated state I managed to cut my hand while cleaning up the glass but I thought it was fine

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It's been too long!

Well, it's been a couple of weeks since my last entry, it's due to the fact that I'm still on crappy dial up and its just such a hassle having to sign on and all that jazz.   Anyhoo, it's late, about 3am, and I actually am really tired, but I have a stupid cough and that was keeping me awake and while I was in bed I figured it was keeping seb awake too so I decided to get up and take some more medicine and see if I could get so tired that even my cough would quit for a while.   Hmm, cough s

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BoyNeedsTherapy

 

'Gil!' "What!?" 'Your name's gil right?' "...no"

Well yes, I'm back from a fab night out. We went on a bar crawl with the lgb soc, yes, after all that annoyingness on Tuesday seb came with me, and actually had a good time I'm sure. So we went to a few bars, then to a gay club. I had a really awesome time, Seb was really affectionate and I got to talk to loads of people that I've not seen all summer. And I didn't get as drunk as I did on tuesday hehe. I love when you have great evenings that stay great all through. We made a new friend too (no,

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Few times I been round that track...

Well, it's been far too long since I updated here. In my defence I have been really busy, I finished my soul destroying job...I think I may have escaped with a little bit of my soul left, so hopefully it'll regenerate...kinda like livers do. Anyway, that happened in the middle of last week, and then my flatmate and best friend left town this weekend, so I was pretty sad about that. Today was my first day of intro meetings before I start my proper classes next week. I was so very nervous this mor

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How hideous is being 15?!

Well, this weekend was crazy. My aunt and my two cousins, both boys, aged 13 and 15 came to visit. They just went home today, and it was nice seeing them, but they managed to make me crazy. I love my family to bits of course, but it doesn't mean that I agree with them all the time. My aunt's my really cool aunt that I came out to first, but that doesn't mean that I can't completely disagree with some of her parenting decisions. And I know I don't have kids so it's not my place to criticise how s

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Sequins, eye liner, and sex in a tent

Weeeelllllll, its been a few days since I updated this so I have lots to fill you in on, hehe.I guess I'll start with the weekend. It was toooootally awesome! We saw a whole load of cool bands, the biggest names of which would be the Scissor Sisters and Oasis, both of whom rocked entirely. I think the two people I was most impressed with were KT Tunstall (does anyone know if she's gay btw?) and Steven Fretwell, who was so charmingly amazed by how many people had turned out to see him he even blu

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Almost time to go!

Squeee!!! I'm so excited to go away this weekend, I think I just need to get away and stop being such a whiny bitch. Anyway, have a fun weekend everyone, take care and don't do anything I wouldn't!!

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Playing Mother Is No Fun

Big rant ahead!!So, I've been feeling kinda meh all day. I'm not sleeping well again and I have jaw ache for one thing, which could both be solved by taking valium, but then I'll be a crying mess again and I hate that, I hate being so emotionally controlled by something like that. Anyway, so that doesn't help, but I'm feeling totally underappreciated at the moment, and like I have 10 million plates in the air, and that only half of them are mine and half of them are plates I'm spinning for other

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Peanuts are Bad!

Well, today's was pretty nice. We got woken up by the tramps outside arguing again, so me being as nosy as I am, grabbed a blanket to wrap up in and went to watch them in the living room. It seems that the old lady tramp who yesterday claimed to not be the old man tramps sex object, was accussing the old man of hitting her, the police and community support were called eventually and she went with them, but apparently she was back this evening *sigh* I might sound unsympathetic, but, apparently s

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Threesomes, skater boys and all that jazz...

Well, there's been a little differing of opinion lately about what makes something a threesome...I say, that two people making out and then giving a random person a hand job doesn't count as a threesome, nothing was going into anywhere after all, so it's hardly more that just a hand job really. Anyway, the discussion of this has lead to several comments supposedly made by me which I'd like to deny right now, lol, unfortunately I can't, but I still stand by my belief that it wasn't a threesome.

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B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Well, it's been a few days since my last blog, so lets see, where were we?......oh yeah, me and seb were arguing, but we got over that. I'm glad we got it sorted pretty quickly I hate when we argue it makes me feel sick but also I'm stubborn so won't just go and make up because I always think I'm in the right. This week's been fairly busy but routine, staying in bed late, getting up having lunch going to work, getting bored off my ass at work, coming home dinner...it sounds dull right, but I'm l

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meh

Do you ever have one of those days, where there's no real reason for it to be a bad day, but it still is a bad day? My day's been like that today. No one thing has been bad as such, but I've been really tired and in kind of an off mood. And to top it all off seb and I just had a fight over I don't even know what. I really have no idea what happened, but he stormed off at some point and I yelled after him 'Stop being so f**king dramatic!'...I doubt that helped. I think we both must have just had

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Back in the day...

So, last night Seb and I went out with a couple of friends. It was a really good night, and we all got pretty drunk. When we got home seb more or less just passed out, which wasn't good, because I'm a horny drunk, lol Anyway, I was online last night when drunk, lol, must have talked to a few of you, I hope I wasn't obnoxious, many apologies if I was.Anyway, today Seb was feeling a little delicate, poor him, so I looked after him, and cleaned. That's about all I did this morning, how fun am I?

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