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Merry Christmas

I had more or less shoved Charity out the door as she promised me that she would get the video taken down and that she was at my every beckon and call if I needed anything. But I wasn
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All you need is love.

By Keith Olbermann Anchor, 'Countdown' msnbc.com updated 9:13 p.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 10, 2008     Keith Olbermann Anchor, 'Countdown'  
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doodles written about 2 seperate boys.

My eyes closed the instant his lips hit mine. His arms snaked around me and his hands pressed on my body, one between my shoulder blades and the other at the small of my back, urging me closer.   He had spun me around so fast and I had landed directly in his kiss so I didn
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So it's been a while.

And I still have nothing new going on in my life.   I fell completely head over heels in love with a boy, and then I met his boyfriend. In fact I just spent 40 minutes on the phone with him at 1:30 in the morning, consoling him because his boyfriend is being an immature retard. Yes, you read that correctly. His boyfriend sucks, so what do I do? Make him feel better and patch up their relationship...again. Because I'm pathetic.   I've been writing a lot lately. None of it is good, but I like
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You remember?

You remember that time that you called me every morning as soon as I woke up and every night so we could talk until I fell asleep? Remember when you called me 3 or 4 times a day in between and texted me 5 or 6 times an hour? Remember how I used to drive half an hour to see you almost every day because you would take pictures of yourself pouting on your stupid camera phone and send them to me if I didn't?   You remember that time I told you we may as well be dating, and you told me you were 's
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How to Drive in CT

I found this on a Facebook group and damn if it isn't soooo accurate it's scary. I don't know so much about the west coast but here in the north east New York and New Jersey get all the glory of having the reputations of being bad drivers. That is unless you actually live or have traveled in any of the southern New England States in which case you know the worst driving offenders in the country are your Mass-holes, your Rhode Idiots, and your Connecti-cunts.   Now being a Connecti-c**t I can't
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Quick Hit Update

Quit smoking.   Went on Diet.   Lost mind.   Folded 165 paper cranes in 3 days.   Started smoking again.   Ate a pizza and a cheeseburger.   Regained sanity.   Started writing what I envisioned being like a short 5-7 page story.   Wrote 23 pages. Not even close to the halfway mark.   Hate my job. Actually hate damn near everything.   Love my dog. She makes my life better.   Crush on customer at our store. He calls me buddy, which obviously means we're soul mates.   And
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Survey says...

I love online surveys. One of my friends does at least 5 of them a day (because apparently she has on actual work to do at her office job?) and I read every last one of them faithfully and I am delighted to do so. I read other people's surveys like it's my job. But I rarely come across a survey I actually feel like doing. I know Patrick Star posted this and then one of my friends on a different blog posted the same one and I like it, was bored, and eventually did it. So here it is. Fifty random
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My family is f**king amazing.

My mother just found out that my aunt doesn't want her to go the wake or funeral.   I have the most f**ked up family ever.   Apparently my father said before he died that if he was ever sick he didn't want my mother around. I don't know if he actually said it or if my aunt is making it up. But either way my father and his family are so f**ked up it's outrageous.   If my mother isn't allowed to go to this funeral I'm not going.   It's amazing that even after he's dead he can be such a f**
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Hi.

My name is Luigi Mancini.   I am 21 years old.   And tonight, my father died.   I know it's probably inappropriate to blog about my father's death, but honestly, I don't really know what else to do.
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Tehehe

The Spice Girls are on tour and the Backstreet Boys are releasing a new album.   It's like 5th grade all over again, except this time I know what to do when I pop a boner over it.   ^.^
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So. Florida.

So I guess a post about my trip to Florida is in order.   My vacation technically started August 2nd at the 21st annual Festa di San Donato, where I spent the weekend selling fish, being Italian, and some how finding myself volunteered to appear on stage at a beauty pageant. To dance. With the reigning winner as she prepares to give away her crown. Other than that, nothing exceptionally interesting happened aside from inspiring a small story I started writing.   So my actual trip to Florida
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Not for nothing

But I'm going to Italy in a month and a half.   I've known that I was going to Italy since January, and I picked exactly 4 minutes ago to not be able to wait.   Holla. Atcha homeland.
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Hostile work environment.

The cashiers who work in the front store part of the pharmacy I work in, on the topic of the new Pharmacy tech they just hired.   "Her parents are crazy religious. Like, it's completely possible that she'll find out and go home and tell her parents that she has a gay co-worker and they'll make her quit."   Wow, I feel like a winner...
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For everything else, there's Luigi.

Mini Sewing Kit: $1.44 Wrapping Paper: $2.50 Ribbon: $3.86 Clorox Bleach Pen: $3.99 Fresh Flowers: $8.00 Glue Gun: $14.99 Mixing Bowls: $24.99 Dress: $68.99   Having a best friend willing to stay up literally all night to shorten the straps on your dress, wash the blood stains he accidentally got all over the dress in the midst of sewing after stabbing himself with a pin, and ensuring that not only does your gift for your former boss's wedding match your dress but is also the most elega
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I'm going to Paris for the weekend.

Eew, too excited to wait.   My friend Joanna will conveniently be studying in Paris at the same time as I will be in Italy. So Me, 5 of my cousins, and my cousin Anna's boyfriend are all planning a weekend in Paris. A.) So I can visit Joanna. B.) Because Anna is crazy in love with Euro Disney and C.) Because seriously how f**king cool.   And as if that's not cool enough in and of itself, it sounds like my cousin Andrew who I haven't seen in 7 years will finally be in Italy at the same time
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Friday the 13th

So...I got fired. Sort of? My boss said he thought we were heading in different directions. I told him to come pick up his crap and move on with his life.   He should be here any minute.   And also I was reading a survey my best friend posted on my space and I want to bring one of her answers to the attention of the whole world under the category of things I wish I had thought of myself:   "49. You have 10 dollars to spend in the dollar store... what do you get? 9 Items because those bas
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Beddddddddddd.

To everyone:   I'm sorry I've been sleeping. :-)   Point being, since people actually liked it, I might just turn it into a story. I think I sort of have a plot line. And who knows, I might even name my characters.   All I need now is a good editor... :: take the hint ::   And furthermore, I really need to go to bed now. :-) Night lovelies.
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F*cking Dom Luka...

I really didn't want to read In The Fish Bowl. I really didn't. Really. If I had wanted to read it I wouldn't have waited this long don't you think? I didn't want to read it because as much as I feel like a fool for admitting it I get way to emotionally invested in writing, even if it is fiction. And frankly I I just feel like I don't have emotion lately to invest. But the severe boredom of insomnia cracked me and here I am less than 24 hours and all 20 chapters later, physically and emotionally
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