MDBCs 09 Nov 2023
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November 9th 2023 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Birthday of Muhammad Iqbal (Pakistan)
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Christian feast day:
- Benignus of Armagh
- Dedication of the Archbasilica of St. John Lateran, Cathedral of the Pope (memorial feast day)
- Margery Kempe (Church of England)
- Martin Chemnitz (Lutheran)
- Nectarios of Aegina
- Theodore of Amasea (Roman Catholic Church)
- Virgin of Almudena (Madrid)
- Vitonus
- November 9 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
- Day of the Skulls or Dia de los ñatitas (Bolivia)
- Flag Day (Azerbaijan)
- Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Cambodia from France in 1953.
- Inventors' Day (Germany, Austria, Switzerland)
- Uttarakhand Day (Uttarakhand, India)
- World Freedom Day (United States)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
Brian Holland Legacy Day
British Pudding Day
Carl Sagan Day
Chhath Puja
Eleven09 Day
Go to an Art Museum Day
Microtia Awareness Day
National Alejandro Day
National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day
National Grace Day
National Hunter Day
National Louisiana Day
National Scrapple Day
Tempranillo Day
The Geriatric Toothfairy Day
World Quality Day
World Usability Day
Nick Lachey’s Birthday
Scarface’s Birthday
Fun Observances
Chaos Never Dies Day
Feel like your life sometimes spirals into a chaotic mess? Then Chaos Never Dies Day on November 9 is the holiday for you.
This made-up holiday encourages people to realize that chaos is part of life and that it will never die. So instead of getting hassled by it, just take a deep breath and let go of things that create chaos in your life on this day.
Chaos Never Dies Day is also known as National Chaos Never Dies Day in the United States.
How to Celebrate?
- Take the day for yourself and do things that de-stress you. Pack your lunch and go for a picnic in the park with your loved ones.
- Watch a feel good movie or read a book.
- Take a nap in the middle of the day and remember chaos never dies, so it can wait to hassle you for one more day.
Did You Know…
…that chaos theory, which is the study of dynamic systems can be applied to many fields of study including mathematics, biology, meteorology and philosophy?
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Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."
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Guy calls in to his Boss:
Worker: I can't come to work today. I'm sick
Boss: Oh yea! What's wrong with you now?
Worker: I have anal glaucoma.
Boss: What the hell is that?
Worker: I just can't see my ass working today.
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While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.
“What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them.
“Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”
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My son and I were checking out a house he was interested in buying. When the owner came to the door, she looked at me and said, “Larry? I know you. We went to school together. I’m Elaine. Don’t you recognize me?”
I drew a complete blank. She took out our old yearbook and showed me her graduation picture—still nothing. “Let’s look at your picture,” she said.
She flipped the pages until she came to me.
Under my photo I had written, “Elaine, I will never forget you.”
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(When all else fails?)
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