With the advent of 2001 days since the New York disaster and still no Osama I found this joke that I thought was funny.
UKNOWN LETTER FROM OBL TO BUSH
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama
himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it
appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it
at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain 's MI-6
for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."