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Timmy and the angry chontraycthes


Bender

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So, I've decided to start a band called Timmy and the angry chontraycthes. Chontraycthes is the taxonomic name for cartilaginous fishes, like sharks. It'll be an awesome band. So when I'm famous, I'll be sure to remember the little people. So Myr, when I'm super-rich, GA will be getting quite a bit bigger and fancier. I'm hoping we can even add Flash animation. I have big dreams. And a big mouth.

 

So, uh, I was really busy for the last hour doing Boy Scout stuff. Yes, I'm a boy scout. Laugh all you want. I was tricked into it in First Grade. Okay, stop laughing now. I said STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! Okay, are you done now? Yes, I'll wait. Okay. So I'm about two months away from being an Eagle Scout. But anyways, I had to do this really stupid badge about Personal Fitness. I wish there was a Physics merit badge. There's a badge for literally everything else. Literally.

 

The new TOU chapter came out today. There was no sex, though. Unless you count the tidbit about Quinn joining his naked boyfriend in bed. That was kinda funny. I like TOU.

 

Oh, hot cross country guy. I think I'm gonna write a song about him. Maybe tomorrow. I'll keep you posted on that.

 

Whatever happened to Deana Carter? I remember about three months ago she had a new album, a new video, and was doing great. Then she kinda disappeared for a while. And now I haven't heard anything from her since August. It kinda sucks, actually.

 

I like Faith Hill. Today on Yahoo Music I watched seven of her videos.

 

I'm not sure where this whole entry is going. It's so very random. I hope I find some direction. Maybe. I'm a little crazy tonight. Where's my vibrator? Just kidding. I don't have a vibrator. Or do I?

 

Goodnight y'all

 

-psychic psychopath

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Send help. I can't stop laughing. Don't you wish they gave merit badges for blow jobs?

 

LMBO!!! I think you are right. They should give medals, erect statues/memorials, and have a Hall of Fame also for BJ's!

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Send help. I can't stop laughing. Don't you wish they gave merit badges for blow jobs?

 

LMBO!!! I think you are right. They should give medals, erect statues/memorials, and have a Hall of Fame also for BJ's!

How about a BJ eternal flame? I can see it now, something phallic with fire shooting out the top. You gotta love it. :lol:

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Slaveboy ... nothing funny about being a Boy Scout, I was. I didn't advance in rank because I was more interested in getting good at hiking and camping and stuff. I was the guy the adults went to when they wanted something done right.

 

Oh, and you can write your own merit badge at some point if you want to.

 

Later

 

:king: Snow Dog

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Well, that you've been a scout this long suggests that you're not as flamingly gay as you imagine. Since Dale vs. BSA, the scouts have unabashedly declared themselves to be anti-gay.

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LMBO!!! I think you are right. They should give medals, erect statues/memorials, and have a Hall of Fame also for BJ's!

 

The erect statues sound most appropriate.

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