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BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR

 

A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

 

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, " Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I

think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:

 

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

 

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

 

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

 

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

 

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!

 

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

 

And remember... smart blondes have dark roots!

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So three gay college men in a high rise dorm get on the elevator to head for the ground floor. One is a brunet, one a redhead, and one a blond.

 

The brunet looks down to the floor of the elevator and sees a small puddle of pearlescent white fluid. "Hey," he says, "that looks like somebody came in the elevator!"

 

The redhead looks, bends over, smells of it, and says, "Smells like cum, too."

 

The blond also bends over, touches his index finger to the goop, then touches it to his tongue. He pauses in thought for a second, then says, "Not anybody from our floor!"

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So three gay college men in a high rise dorm get on the elevator to head for the ground floor. One is a brunet, one a redhead, and one a blond.

 

The brunet looks down to the floor of the elevator and sees a small puddle of pearlescent white fluid. "Hey," he says, "that looks like somebody came in the elevator!"

 

The redhead looks, bends over, smells of it, and says, "Smells like cum, too."

 

The blond also bends over, touches his index finger to the goop, then touches it to his tongue. He pauses in thought for a second, then says, "Not anybody from our floor!"

 

I just actually choked on an apple laughing at that

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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run - she is still holding the grenade!

 

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

 

Q: Why did the blonde burn her ear?

A: The phone rang while she was ironing!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

A: It said "concentrate" on it!

 

A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

 

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

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