Make us laugh!

[JamesSavik]

[Valkyrie]

 

[MikeL]

[AceKebabs]

I know that this is a thread for laughs but I felt that it was really touching and wanted to share

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Owh....shit why owh why

[Drew Espinosa]

Edited September 7, 2015 by Drew Espinosa

[Victor Gutte]

[JamesSavik]

[Drew Espinosa]

[MikeL]

[JamesSavik]

This one's for Drew

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Thanks for reposting this James! It is my favorite math joke

 

This one's for Drew

 

It still makes me laugh

Edited September 14, 2015 by Drew Espinosa

[Zombie]

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

 

[Woody Allen]

[Victor Gutte]

This one's for Drew

 

but wouldn't Drew be the one to write the "I want sex" in the first place??

[Slytherin]

 

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

 

So funny lol

[Slytherin]

 

 

 Creepy !!

[Valkyrie]

For Drew.  There are only a couple I actually understand.  lol

 

[Palantir]

 

 

 

I love it! - BUT - I'm puzzled by the expression for 5 - The square root of factorial 9 works out at 602.4 and taking off 1 doesn't leave 5.

[Drew Espinosa]

 I love it! - BUT - I'm puzzled by the expression for 5 - The square root of factorial 9 works out at 602.4 and taking off 1 doesn't leave 5.

I assume it is a typo, the factorial is supposed to be outside the radical, so it would follow that 3! - 1= 5

 

Valkyrie, I love it!

[Valkyrie]

 

 

 

 

I love it! - BUT - I'm puzzled by the expression for 5 - The square root of factorial 9 works out at 602.4 and taking off 1 doesn't leave 5.

 

I can handle adding 2+2...that's about the extent of my math skills.  lol  I saw this and immediately thought of Drew.  hehehehehe

[Palantir]

I assume it is a typo, the factorial is supposed to be outside the radical, so it would follow that 3! - 1= 5

 

Valkyrie, I love it!

 

Yeppers! I just figured how it could work and was coming back to edit but you beat me to it.

[MikeL]

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. 

 

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him, and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. 

 

Dead silence….. The rest of the year went smoothly.

Edited September 19, 2015 by MikeL

[Slytherin]

You don't break up with Miss Piggy and get away with it, Kermit the frog !

 

Miss Piggy 1 - 0 Kermit the frog

 

 

Edited September 20, 2015 by slytherin

[JamesSavik]

LOL- Kermit gets dissected.