Make us laugh!

[Valkyrie]

[JamesSavik]

[Valkyrie]

[Zombie]

hahahahaha!

[Slytherin]

 

 Very bad Penguin ! *Sad LBO*

 

 

 

Edited April 13, 2016 by slytherin

[Valkyrie]

[Billy Martin]

As a hillbilly, I use to go to my family reunions to meet dates.

[Greg_A]

 

 

Everyone watch out!  LBO has matches and she knows how to use them!!!!

[Valkyrie]

[glitteryantlers]

For the wonderful authors and editors on GA:

 

 

 

Edited April 16, 2016 by glitteryantlers

[Slytherin]

[sandrewn]

If it wasn't for these videos I would have forgotten what my city police force is supposed to look like. They have been on a work to rule agenda for the past several years. The standard seems to be camouflaged combat pants (various colors, I've even seen red and orange), combat boots, bullet proof vests with red baseball caps. It is hard at times to tell the bad guys from the good (?) guys. I also noticed that my provincial (state) police have time to spare for this too. The videos are funny, so please enjoy them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sandrewn

[JamesSavik]

 

I'd say don't try this at home but who has a high yield gamma source in their garage.

 

That would be a very interesting garage.

Edited April 17, 2016 by jamessavik

[JamesSavik]

 

Sometimes my cat takes over when I'm writing and you never know where.

[glitteryantlers]

 

Pastor Schober suddenly was not sure whether he really should have bought the new crucifix at Ikea.

[glitteryantlers]

A foursome for you:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKezUd_xw20

[Slytherin]

 

 

 

[glitteryantlers]

May be NSFW

 

The whimsical woodsman

 

http://www.chronicker.com/#!the-whimsical-woodsman/benxy

http://www.chronicker.com/#!the-whimsical-woodsman/benxy

[glitteryantlers]

[Slytherin]

 

 

[glitteryantlers]

 

http://goodticklebrain.com/home/2015/4/22/happy-451st-birthday-shakespeare

 

For Drew 

Edited April 24, 2016 by glitteryantlers

[JamesSavik]

[glitteryantlers]

Funny things about us (or me, when you like it, especially for sandrewn for thinking of me sometimes :-)     How do you know you are Hungarian

 

1. you use sour cream more than ketchup.

 

2. nobody can properly pronounce your last name.

 

3. nobody can properly pronounce your first name.

 

4. sausages hanging in your grandfather’s auto repair shop is normal

 

5. Paprika is just as important as salt & pepper on the table and in food

 

6. half of your grandmother’s friends’ husbands’ have the name József

 

7. a family member thinks you are crazy and yells at you because you don’t wear slippers around the house at all times to prevent yourself from catching a cold

 

8. meeting another Hungarian in a country outside of Hungary is amazing

 

9. you know the phrase “three is the Hungarian truth”

 

10. people wanna show off by saying that they know your capital: Bucharest! And no, they are not joking.

 

11. you can swear for 5 minutes straight, with one breath, not using the same word, ever.

 

12. you know why the bells of every church ring every day at noon.

13. you watched Walt Disney cartoons each Sunday at 3:30 p.m.

 

14. your parents had at least a Lada, Kispolszki or a Trabant. 

 

15. your grandma makes the best pancakes (palacsinta)

 

16. your grandparents drink pálinka like water.

 

17. you do too.

 

18. everything has powdered sugar on it

 

19. refuse more food and you automatically have an eating disorder

 

20. someone says that Hungarian “is like Russian and all those other Slavic languages,” and then you have to go into great detail about the origins of Hungarian with a scolding history lesson

 

21. you have difficulty pronouncing words in English, but you’re capable of creating long and meaningful sentences using only “E” vowels in you mother tongue

 

22. you tell someone that you are Hungarian, they ask “Are you hungry?” Then you congratulate them on being the millionth person to say that to you

 

23. you, being a girl, smell like a mixture of 20 different perfumes on Easter Monday.

 

24. you, being a boy, run around with your mother’s old perfumes to earn more red Easter eggs on Easter Monday.

 

25. you don’t see ham for a year after Easter or fish after Christmas.

 

26. you struggle to survive on August 20th to watch the fireworks (national holiday celebration).

 

27. you and your family are always spending your vacation at Balaton.

 

28. you never heard anybody say anything positive about politics.

 

29. you wish you would get 5 bucks everytime somebody says “I know a hungarian word… bazdmeg… *laugh*…”

 

30. you don’t know at least half of the people at family celebrations.

 

31. nobody believes that you don’t understand Finnish.

 

32. you keep an old black and white TV or any other useless object because maybe one day it will be good for something

 

33. you think that “Téli szalámi” (winter salami) is the best pepperoni in the world.

 

34. you have the largest collection of plastic bags in the world, but will still take loads from Tesco or Auchan

 

35. you don’t buy tickets for public transport  (it's like some kind of national sport not being caught) 

 

36. you had symbols in preschool to identify your stuff

 

37. you can say “megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért”

 

 

When you combine 11 and 28, you have a full day of activity 

[Puppilull]

This was kind of funny. Tag line at the end is 'Better divorce for everyone!'

 

[glitteryantlers]

This was kind of funny. Tag line at the end is 'Better divorce for everyone!'

 

The guys at ikea are funny AND crafty, They have to be :-P