EEK!

[JamesSavik]

I had a bad burrito at Sal's Thursday afternoon. I knew that a Xanex and mushroom burrito didn't sound like such a good idea but what the hell- anything with con quesa sauce on it is wonderful. But I digress.

 

This magical burrito opened my eyes to the true way. The one way. The one true way that only hallucinating people of vision can see: Pirates! The decline of Pirates are responsible for the decline of modern civilization. It's true! Pirates are the Master's tools of entropy spreading their particular brand of chaos across the world. That chaos has a ripple effect that keeps the destructive energy of other systems in check. Since pirates have been on a steady decline since the 1800s and are now reaching critical lows, the world is being afflicted with war, disease, global warming at a terrifying escalating rate.

 

Therefore, it is imperative that we train and equip a new generation of Pirates or the world will ultimately be destroyed.

 

 

The will and knowledge of our great Lord and Master-- the Flying Spaghetti Monster, be done. RaMen!

 

 

Church of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Masked Monkey]

I had a bad burrito at Sal's Thursday afternoon.  I knew that a Xanex and mushroom burrito didn't sound like such a good idea but what the hell- anything with con quesa sauce on it is wonderful. But I digress.

 

This magical burrito opened my eyes to the true way. The one way. The one true way that only hallucinating people of vision can see: Pirates! The decline of Pirates are responsible for the decline of modern civilization. It's true! Pirates are the Master's tools of entropy spreading their particular brand of chaos across the world. That chaos has a ripple effect that keeps the destructive energy of other systems in check. Since pirates have been on a steady decline since the 1800s and are now reaching critical lows, the world is being afflicted with war, disease, global warming at a terrifying escalating rate.

 

Therefore, it is imperative that we train and equip a new generation of Pirates or the world will ultimately be destroyed.

 

 

The will and knowledge of our great Lord and Master-- the Flying Spaghetti Monster, be done. RaMen!

 

 

Church of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster

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I do believe someone else with incredible wisedom has seen the light (or at least His Noodly Appendage)

 

:king: Snow Dog

[shadows]

Fool! Pirates are not the way. Ninjas are the future. Without ninjas the world faces a certain death from attacking pirates. Join with me my ninja bretheren. We will fight ALL THE TIME!!!! When's the last time you saw a pirate flip out and kill someone? All pirates do is tell lame jokes. Ninjas have the power... REAL ULTIMATE POWER

 

May the FSM bless us in our endeavours.

 

//shadows