Are you a gay redneck?

[JamesSavik]

Score +1 for every question you answer yes.

 

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Would you rather hunt than shop?

 

 

Would you rather be fishing?

 

Does more than half your wardrobe come from Target or Walmart?

 

 

Does your retirement plan include a bass boat?

 

 

When you go out, do you consider which handgun goes with your outfit?

 

Do you roll your eyes at the people at Home Depot and Lowes and think amateurs?

 

Have you ever done a major construction project by yourself because you want it done right?

 

Do you look at tools the way other gay guys look at clothes?

 

Does your vegetable garden rival the output of entire 3rd world countries?

 

Do you have a dirt truck specifically for doing dirty jobs and a nice truck to go to town?

 

 

Are you on a first name basis with a horse?

 

Do you wear hunter's orange from September to March?

 

Do you consider Target an upscale shopping experience?

 

Do you think 9mm is a pussy caliber and that real men carry .45acp?

 

Do you have a vehicle of any kind that you work on more than you drive?

 

Do you know how to skin catfish?

 

Can you field dress a deer?

 

Can you grow better pot than the gang-bangers are selling?

 

Do you kind of enjoy the occasional fist fight because you usually win?

 

Do you shoot tequila?

 

Do you know how to throw a knife?

 

Do you have a gun rack in your truck? (+2 if there is actually a gun in the gun rack)

 

Is the color scheme of your outfit Alabama Crimson, LSU Gold, Texas Orange, Aggie Maroon or any SEC or BIG10 universities?

 

Can you move your home given a weekends warning and a tractor?

 

Does the Dept of Homeland Security have a file on your gun collection?

 

 

Do you own anything made by John Deere?

 

Do you have a John Deere hat?

 

Is your stereo more valuable than your truck?

 

Have you ever had beer for breakfast?

 

Have you ever eaten and used crayfish for bait in the same day?

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Bonus point if you own a throwing knife. (+3)

 

Bonus points of you own an Arkansas Toothpick. (+2)

 

 

35-31 Yeee-haw!

30-26 You're wearing bib overalls right now.

25-21 stop hiding your heritage- be proud!

20-16 You can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy

15-11 You ain't foolin' nobody

10-0 Tenderfoot!

[Daddydavek]

Out of all your clever ways of discerning a true redneck, I found only one reference which was in any way explicitly gay in reference:

 

"Do you look at tools the way other gay guys look at clothes?"

 

I think you got the redneck down to a T. Not so sure about the gay redneck....

 

P.S. loved the one about the dirt truck and nice truck but I only scored a 3

[Tiger]

Oops... only 2 for me. I may be in the country, but no redneck am I.

[Bill W]

I live in GA but I only scored 1 point. No wonder they all look at me funny down here.

[Andy78]

I'm impressed, I'm more redneck that the southerners I scored 8.

[Mikelaing74]

I scored 5

 

I drool over tools, manual or powered

[TetRefine]

I scored three. I think 9mm is a pussy caliber, I can field dress a deer, and I can throw a knife. Hell, I grew up in redneck country and no wonder I didn't fit in there.

[Traveller_23]

Scored 1. I was in the US for 2 weeks once, that's probably how I picked up that bad habit

[rustle]

9 fer me, Bubba.

 

Gods, how embarrassing.

[TetRefine]

9 fer me, Bubba.

 

Gods, how embarrassing.

 

Join the Tenderfoot Club!

[Rilbur]

I scored a 1... most of my wardrobe is from Target/Walmart/Kmart or similar.

 

Of course, given a year or two of full-time employment and those numbers are likely to shift a tad. (Slacks are better for work than jeans...)

[comicfan]

Um, I didn't get a single point. No red neck at all.

[Billy Martin]

10 points here from the hillbilly

[Arpeggio]

I scored 12. I'm in Tennessee, but from Massachusetts. XD

 

My redneckness:

 

 

Does more than half your wardrobe come from Target or Walmart?

Have you ever done a major construction project by yourself because you want it done right?

Do you look at tools the way other gay guys look at clothes?

Are you on a first name basis with a horse?

Do you have a vehicle of any kind that you work on more than you drive?

Do you know how to skin catfish?

Do you know how to throw a knife?

Have you ever had beer for breakfast?

Do you own anything made by John Deere?

Bonus point if you own a throwing knife.

 

[Anya]

Always knew you were, peggy

[Celethiel]

only 4

...but then I don't own a vehicle, can't drive.... and half are because of how i was raised, country boy....

Can you field dress a deer?: Yes, but then I worked in a butcher shop out of highschool, and lived with a guy who hunted and poached regularly as a child...*shudders*

Have you ever done a major construction project by yourself because you want it done right? <---sadly yes yes I have....

Do you roll your eyes at the people at Home Depot and Lowes and think amateurs?<---yes but my dad was a carpenter...

Is your stereo more valuable than your truck?<---Yes, i don't own a truck so yes...

 

On a Side note:

Would you rather hunt than shop? <---depends what are we shoping for.... or who with for that matter... actually I dispise hunting, especially the way people do it now... I was raised by a poacher...i mean hunter..... >_>

Does more than half your wardrobe come from Target or Walmart?<---no only about 1/4 most of the rest come from Pamida (small very small shopping chain)

Do you have a gun rack in your truck? (+2 if there is actually a gun in the gun rack): No I don't but I have one in my bedroom that hold my swords...lol

Do you know how to throw a knife? <---no but i wish i did

Does your vegetable garden rival the output of entire 3rd world countries? <---no, I don't have a garden, however it wouldn't surprise me if most people who have guardens do....in some cases...(sahara countries for instance)

Does your retirement plan include a bass boat? <---no but I wish it did, (don't have a retirement plan for multiple reasons...*starts singing* I'ma poor boy too...)

[Former Member]

Crap. I only scored a 14 yet I grew up on a farm. There should have been bonus points if you can hunt with a bow.

[George Richard]

A14 is nothing to feel bad about. I grew up on a farm and still got a zero. Doesn't bother me at all.

[Ashi]

I am not sure I understand half of the questions....