Best and Worst

[jkeele777]

OK, I'm bored and it's the middle of the night. You have been picked to amuse me.

 

Best and worst pickup lines - I would think the best are the ones that worked and the worst are the ones that made you (ugh, shiver) a little bit. The only rule I can think of that should apply would be to try not to be too vulgar or lewd....have fun with it! Now, amuse me!

[jkeele777]

Mine, BTW, are (and ibswear these are real, lol): Best - I'm a doctor,I'm a lawyer, I'm a movie star. And I'm an astronaut. And I own this bar. - its a line from an old country song. Amd it worked, because I'm a sucker for laughter.

 

Worst - I got a mattress in the bed of my pickup. You wanna see it? I near spilled my drink I cringed so hard!!!!

Edited June 28, 2014 by jkeele777

[huktaunluv]

Best: What would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?

 

Worst: Are you from Tennessee 'cause your the only ten I see

 

Edited July 12, 2014 by huktaunluv

[jkeele777]

I love it! The Tennessee thing is brilliantly cheesy!