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Granted--you now have a car.  It sits on concrete blocks in your front yard and has no engine.

 

I wish I knew what to cook for supper tonight.

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55 minutes ago, AK79 said:

I wish I knew what to cook for supper tonight.

 

Granted. But all of your  dinner guests had the same meal the night before—and it was better than your version.

 

I wish that something nice would happen to me.

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That's happened to me before actually. But only once, and I was in college when it happened.  I think there's only so many ways you can fancify ramen.  My supper delima got solved anyway.  Mother decided she wanted subway sandwiches instead of actual food.  I'm feeling lazy today so more power to her.

 

Granted.  Something nice does happen to you, but you realize you never really wanted that nice thing to start with.

 

I wish she gets me the Chicken Terriaki kind with extra sweat onion sauce, provolone cheese, black olives, onions, and the hot banana peppers (you know the neon green ones).

 

 

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1 hour ago, AK79 said:

I wish she gets me the Chicken Terriaki kind with extra sweat onion sauce, provolone cheese, black olives, onions, and the hot banana peppers (you know the neon green ones).

 

 

Granted.  The sandwich maker was sweating so much the bread is soggy.  And he put light sweet onion sauce, one slice of cheese, one black olive, one onion, and one banana pepper on a foot long sub. 

 

I wish I had more food in the house. 

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I don't know if it counts if you corrupt your own wish.  Sweat onion!  LOL.

 

Granted.  Dinner is now ready.  It consists of one string bean.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

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Granted.  It tasted like surstromming. :gikkle: 

 

I wish I had a nice view out my window. 

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Granted. You've been transported through time and place to the year 79 AD and a Pompeiin villa with a glorious view of Mt. Vesuvius.?

 

I wish that someone would gift me a Ferrari.

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Granted.  Your billionaire distant cousin has just gifted you his old Ferrari.  He's only totaled it recently.

 

I wish someone would give me a billion dollars.

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Granted.  Here's a billion dollars in expired Burger King Bucks. :gikkle:  

 

I wish my laundry was clean. 

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Granted.  All your laundry is now clean.  However, in the wash it shrank three sizes too small.

 

I wish Dr. Martins boots weren't so expensive.

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Granted.  They're now very cheap, but you get what you pay for. 

 

I wish my neighbors weren't so noisy. 

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Granted.  Your neighbors are no longer noisy, now they're nosy instead.  Wait isn't that Mr. Rosenkratz going through your trash?

 

I wish my neighbors would sell me their 40 acres.

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Granted - but it turns out those 40 Acres are on top of a Native American burial ground.

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow for a Dr. apt.

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Wouldn't stop me at all.  I'd still get three more goats and put them on it.

 

Granted, but your doctor reschedules for late at night instead.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up early to take care of my critters.

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Granted. Your second glass isn't quite as good as your first, the peach mango has now gone green, and you end up in the emergency room. Sorry.

 

I wish for a full night's (8 hrs) worth of sleep.

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Granted. It's a pity you slept through not only the person of your dreams coming to visit, but also the philanthropist giving away millions of dollars. 

 

I wish I wasn't alone.

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Granted.  Your exams are over, but you slept through them all and failed them, which means you failed all the classes and have to take them all over again. 

 

I wish my co-workers were more considerate.  

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Granted.  You are better, but only slightly.  Not enough to make any monetary difference. 

 

I wish my digestive system would stop feeling the need to purge everything.  :puke: (Sorry, I know... TMI)

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Granted.  Now you have the opposite problem--a lack of eliminating.

 

I wish my beta would hurry up and get back to me I want to publish my prologue.

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Granted.  Your prologue is back to you, but needs a complete re-write. 

 

I wish I had a cookie.  

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