Corrupt A Wish

[AK79]

Granted.  You have sardine flavored ice cream to go with your spinach and chocolate chip cookies.

 

I wish I had a decent chain for these keys my soon to be husband gave me. 

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, AK79 said:

I wish I had a decent chain for these keys my soon to be husband gave me. 

Does this mean congratulations are in order?   

 

Granted.  You have a chain that's 1000 feet long.  

 

I wish I had more time to write. 

[Reader1810]

Granted: Your clock reads 6 a.m. Unfortunately, your clock is broken so you end up being late for work because it's really 10 a.m.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold outside. 

 

[clochette]

Granted. Now your only job is to write stories and your editor (and readers) is constantly on your case for new stories 

 

I wish this guy wouldn't be so demanding

 

Edit: Granted. NOw it's burning hot

Edited May 9, 2017 by clochette

[AK79]

I suppose it does. 

 

Granted.  You now have as much time as you want to write.  Unfortunately that has happened because you've been fired and have no income.

 

I wish my nephew would stop trying to convince me we should spend a ton of money on a big elaborate ceremony.  (Honestly I think the little bugger just wants an excuse to dress up.)

 

 

 

 

Edited May 9, 2017 by AK79

[AK79]

2 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Granted: Your clock reads 6 a.m. Unfortunately, your clock is broken so you end up being late for work because it's really 10 a.m.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold outside. 

 

 

 

Granted:  Now it is obscenely hot outside.

 

1 minute ago, clochette said:

Granted. Now your only job is to write stories and your editor (and readers) is constantly on your case for new stories 

 

I wish this guy wouldn't be so demanding

 

Granted.  He's no longer demanding because he's left you for someone else.

[Valkyrie]

Congrats to Alex and fiancee  

 

I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

[AK79]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Congrats to Alex and fiancee  

 

I wish you lifelong happiness   (don't corrupt that wish )  

 

Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

[Brayon]

59 minutes ago, AK79 said:

Aww...thank you.  Well if the next 40-50 years are like the last 4, I'm sure Aaron and I will be very happy.

 

SQUEAL!!!!!! Congrats, Congrats, Congrats!!!!

 

 

[AK79]

Okay since we're getting lets get back to corrupting wishes.

 

I wish I had more sushi.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You have a fridge full of surstromming sushi.  

 

I wish all my aches and pains would go away. 

[AK79]

You know, the description of Surstromming sounds awful but I'd try it at least once.  Yeah, I'm one of those people, willing to try anything once (food wise).  Fried spiders?  Sure.  Fruit that smells like feet?  No problem.  Shark meat that smells like cleaning products.  Um..okay.

 

Granted.  Your aches and pains are now gone.  They have been replaced with stress and bankruptcy.

 

I wish I could find a decent chain that matched these new silver keys.

[Greg_A]

Granted - you got a rusty chain since the keys instantly become tarnished.

 

Congrats by the way!  When do we get to see wedding pics?

 

I wish I chocolate had no calories.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  It also no longer tastes good. 

 

I wish the spring anthology would go live.  

[Reader1810]

Granted: Too bad your internet crashed and it's going to take days to fix.

 

I wish the DVD I ordered from Amazon comes tomorrow instead of in two weeks.

[AK79]

17 minutes ago, Greg_A said:

Congrats by the way!  When do we get to see wedding pics?

 

If we have a wedding, I'll consult Aaron on that.  As of yet the only people who seem enthused about having a massive shin dig are my nephew and my mother.  His folks won't be consulted.  We know their opinion.

 

Granted, but it is the wrong dvd and it is in a language you do not speak.

 

I wish for these frozen fruit things Aaron is making would hurry up and freeze.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  They're now all shriveled and freezer burnt.  

 

I wish I had a glass of wine. 

[AK79]

Granted.  However, the only wine available is pruno.

 

I wish I could get back to writing.

 

[Brayon]

Granted: After being trapped on a deserted island, with no one but yourself, a typewriter, and 3 tons of paper, you have all the time to write.

 

I wish I had more Lay's Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips.

[Graeme]

Granted: You are now buried in BBQ chips so deep that you suffocate before you can eat your way out.

 

I wish Australia was rightfully recognised as the best in the world to live.

[AK79]

Granted.  Australia is rightfully recognized as the best place in the world to live...for rabbits, cane toads and a whole host of other invasive species.

 

I wish I could run down the thermostat without breaking the budget.

[drpaladin]

48 minutes ago, AK79 said:

Granted.  Australia is rightfully recognized as the best place in the world to live...for rabbits, cane toads and a whole host of other invasive species.

 

I wish I could run down the thermostat without breaking the budget.

 

Granted. But you catch cold from the lower temperature and feel even worse when you go outside.

 

I wish I had the enthusiasm to do my tomorrow things today.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  You have all the enthusiasm in the world and accomplish all of tomorrow and Friday and Saturday and Sunday's work too.  You're so enthusiastic that you can't stop working  and can't sleep, eventually collapsing from sheer exhaustion. 

 

I wish the construction on my commute home was finished.  

[drpaladin]

Granted. But the work is substandard and will take years to fix.

 

I wish the jungle in my yard was cut down.

[Valkyrie]

Granted.  It's gone.  All of it.  There's no vegetation to bind the soil together, so a giant sinkhole opens in your yard, taking your house with it.  

 

I wish my paperwork was all caught up.