Never Have I Ever

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever smoked anything 

[ReaderPaul]

I tried smoking cigarettes.  After four, I said "Fooey on this.  No way!"

Never Have I Ever enjoyed pie with too much sugar (my mother used to put 4 CUPS of sugar in a 13 inch deep dish cherry pie)!

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever smoked crack

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[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever done illegal drugs 

[AquariusGuy]

I have….

never have I ever totaled a car

[chris191070]

Nope, can't drive

Never have I ever ridden a clown

[ReaderPaul]

Nope

Never Have I Ever been a performer in a circus.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever performed as a stripper

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever performed as a singing telegram 

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever ridden a US President 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope

Never Have I Ever cooked quail.

[chris191070]

Nope

Never have I ever been a monk

[ReaderPaul]

Nope

Never Have I Ever had a pet fox.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope…

never have I ever lived in a box.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever lived in a cave.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope.

never have I ever lived in a teepee

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I Ever enjoyed camping more than when I could be at a male only, clothing optional campground.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope but sounds fun.

never have I ever run for office

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.  And I agree with Mark Twain and several others, that whoever runs for high office should have their head examined.

Never Have I Ever ran a marathon or a half-marathon.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope… run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

 Never have I ever competed in a triathlon 

[ReaderPaul]

Nope.

Never Have I ever voluntarily ran more than a 100 yard dash.

[AquariusGuy]

Nope. I avoid running.

Never have I ever been good at shot put.

[ReaderPaul]

Nope, not me, either.

Never Have I Ever had an extremely fashionable wardrobe.

[AquariusGuy]

Me either but I enjoy looking at the guys working there while browsing.

Never have I ever been to a play.

[ReaderPaul]

I've been to plays, and been in plays.

Never Have I Ever worked in heavy construction.