Last Post Wins #42

[TalonRider]

Congratulations to Mogwhy (PIB) for winning LPW #41 and ending the reign of the tyrant.

[TalonRider]

Todays List:

• National Sour Candy Day
• National Hamiltons Day
• National Caviar Day

[Valkyrie]

Congrats, Mogwhy!  I knew the revolution would be successful!  I look forward to your peaceful reign  (Until I nick the shiny...    

[northie]

The tyrant is dead! Long live ... me!    Mine.

[Valkyrie]

27 minutes ago, northie said:

The tyrant is dead! 

And no one took my armies seriously... the Narwhal brigade is getting special commendation for their bloody overthrow of the oppressive tyrant.  Their first directive is throw throw the Lickspittle into the oubliette.    

[Daddydavek]

Congratulations to Mogwhy!

    ...and back to me! 

[mogwhy]

oh wow, oh wow. 

 

ok, let's party! dance sing! but leave the  for me  

[TalonRider]

The party food won't be here until tomorrow so no peeking at the menu ahead of time.

[Valkyrie]

3 hours ago, TalonRider said:

The party food won't be here until tomorrow so no peeking at the menu ahead of time.

ooo a party   I'll bring the fish!   

[Drew Espinosa]

Tsar Steve shall be remembered as the greatest Ruler of LPW in all of history! The passing of his glorious reign is a time of sorrow   but also a time to rejoice in a new age... therefore, I bow before the new Emperor, @mogwhy  Long May You Reign!

[Slytherin]

   No      

[Valkyrie]

Oh lord... the turncoat Lickspittle strikes again.  I thought I already threw you in an oubliette?  *locks the snivelling bootlicker in the Tower of London and throws away the key*  

[Drew Espinosa]

7 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

And no one took my armies seriously... the Narwhal brigade is getting special commendation for their bloody overthrow of the oppressive tyrant.  Their first directive is throw throw the Lickspittle into the oubliette.    

 What? Why does loyalty get me punished?  

 

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Oh lord... the turncoat Lickspittle strikes again.  I thought I already threw you in an oubliette?  *locks the snivelling bootlicker in the Tower of London and throws away the key*  

I refuse to be imprisoned!  

[Valkyrie]

  You don't have a choice.     

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

  You don't have a choice.     

Then, I hereby declare the LPW Province of Texas independent and promptly escape from your reach!  I refuse to live under your tyranny! 

 

 MINE!!!

Edited July 18, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Then, I hereby declare the LPW Province of Texas independent!  I refuse to live under your tyranny! 

 

 MINE!!!

Oh?  Did you just acknowledge that I am the rightful ruler of LPWland?  Methinks you did...     So much for toadying up to Moggy...  and MINE  

[Slytherin]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Oh?  Did you just acknowledge that I am the rightful ruler of LPWland?  Methinks you did...     So much for toadying up to Moggy...  and MINE  

No!  You have it in your head that you can imprison me, that is the tyranny I'm talking about.  I'm sure @mogwhy will make for an excellent ruler.  But, I refuse to live in LPW as long as you continue to terrorize the ordinary people of LPW.  

[Wesley8890]

I won't bow to anyone! Mogwais are not to be trusted remember they turn into gremlins! Its time to make LPW great again

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I won't bow to anyone! Mogwais are not to be trusted remember they turn into gremlins! Its time to make LPW great again

Join me, Wesley, in forming LPW's version of the Kingdom in the North- to be free from the Joffrey-like Rulers of LPW!  

[Drew Espinosa]

So...  @Valkyrie now has a fire-breathing unicorn... I should find allies to help me combat that monster!  

 

 Maybe, the Night's King, since he's immune to fire?  

[Valkyrie]

26 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No!  You have it in your head that you can imprison me, that is the tyranny I'm talking about.  I'm sure @mogwhy will make for an excellent ruler.  But, I refuse to live in LPW as long as you continue to terrorize the ordinary people of LPW.  

Buh bye   

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Buh bye   

Yay, you can't pester me anymore here in my Top-Secret Rebel Base!  

[Valkyrie]

23 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

I won't bow to anyone! Mogwais are not to be trusted remember they turn into gremlins! Its time to make LPW great again

Just don't feed them after midnight.  

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

So...  @Valkyrie now has a fire-breathing unicorn... I should find allies to help me combat that monster!  

 

 Maybe, the Night's King, since he's immune to fire?  

Spoiler

I have plenty of weapons made of dragonglass.  So I fear no white walker!