Last Post Wins #44

[Sweetlion]

 

[Valkyrie]

I'll take that, Simba/Aslan    

[Sweetlion]

[wildone]

Is that bad ol' puddy tat still around here

 

 

Mine

 

[Valkyrie]

*smacks the deposed dictator with a frozen fish and waddles off with the shiny*   

[wildone]

**squishes the penguin in the microwave, to celebrate National Microwave Day. Cooks on high for 2.5 hours**

 

But! I can't put metal in the microwave, so I will take the shiny

 

 

 

Edit to add: Just checked my Cooking Penguin cook book and 2.5 hours in a microwave is correct for a 5-8 lbs penguin.

[Valkyrie]

Hmph.   

[Sweetlion]

[Daddydavek]

Steve must run his microwave on a one foot square solar panel for it to take 2.5 hours to cook a penguin.....

 

   ...and back to me!

[FormerMember4]

[Daddydavek]

   ...and back to me!  Again!

[Sweetlion]

[wildone]

Go to bed!

 

[Wesley8890]

I leave for a few days and the new kid gets it. Hmph. No matter he won't have it for long...

[TalonRider]

And back to me, the majestic and mighty Raptor.

 

Todays list:

• National Illinois Day
• National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
• National Cotton Candy Day

 

[Valkyrie]

Mmm... cotton candy  

[Sweetlion]

[Valkyrie]

Silly lion... shiny is for Penguins!   

[Wesley8890]

Yeah you already have it so butt out

[northie]

What use does a microwaved penguin have for the shiny?     Yep, got it in one. NONE  Or, an otter roach, for that matter?  Same answer. The shiny belongs to me, the queen.   

[Valkyrie]

8 minutes ago, northie said:

What use does a microwaved penguin have for the shiny?     Yep, got it in one. NONE  Or, an otter roach, for that matter?  Same answer. The shiny belongs to me, the queen.   

I am not microwaved.  The deposed despot is a bit nutty in the head, so his "microwave" was really a candle.  A nicely scented one.  So now I want gingerbread.   And pretenders can just pretend they have the shiny.      

[Daddydavek]

  ...and back to me!

[Wesley8890]

Mmm gingerbread! Question do gingers make better gingerbread!

[Daddydavek]

   ...and back to me!

[TalonRider]

And back to the one who can giveth and take it away.