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[wep363]

A man recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and

exhaustive lab tests, he was told that he was doing "fairly well" for

his age. A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn't resist

asking him, "Do you

think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?" "Oh no", he

replied, "I've never done either." Then he was asked, "Do you eat

rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs? he said, "No, I've heard that all

"red meat" is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he was

asked. "No I don't," he said. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool

around with sexy women?", "No," the man said, "I've never done any of

those things." The doctor looked at the man and said, "Then why in hell

do you want to live to be 80 ??"

[Myr]

:snork: