CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

5 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Why in the hell are you showing Gary that omg what is wrong with you Val 

We should drive up to Gary's house and confiscate any ladders.   

[Albert1434]

And Page grab the  chairs 

[CassieQ]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

We should drive up to Gary's house and confiscate any ladders.   

I'll confiscate the herd.  Can't be too careful with Val on the loose.  

[Headstall]

1 hour ago, Marty said:

It is fairly big, isn't it? (The house, you perves!)  
Glad to see you all noticed the amazing staircase.

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I'm looking forward to having a few orgasms myself on it, as well, Gary

The staircase, hallway and upstairs landing, and the high ceilings (most with amazing architraves) were part of what sold it to me; but most important was the gardens (and the stone cottage.
I'll do what I can myself, Gary, but I'll have to get help for a lot of it.

    If I was younger, I'd fly over and help you myself... ah... with the renovations you perv.  

[Headstall]

48 minutes ago, Marty said:

Okay, it's coming up to half past midnight here. Car in for a service tomorrow. Good night, gang!  

Night, Marty.  

[Headstall]

44 minutes ago, clochette said:

Please dont take exemple on doing renovating work on your own on Gary. He'll advise you to build a scaffolding by topping a table with a chair top with a stool too with a ladder and to stand on one foot

 

[Headstall]

29 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

What's wrong with that?  

[CassieQ]

46 minutes ago, clochette said:

Please dont take exemple on doing renovating work on your own on Gary. He'll advise you to build a scaffolding by topping a table with a chair top with a stool too with a ladder and to stand on one foot

That totally sounds like some of my patients.

[Albert1434]

Gary have you been taking your pills 

[Headstall]

12 minutes ago, Albert1434 said:

Gary have you been taking your pills 

What pills? 

[clochette]

1 hour ago, CassieQ said:

That totally sounds like some of my patients.

What kind of patients are we talking about? 

[CassieQ]

46 minutes ago, clochette said:

What kind of patients are we talking about? 

I'm a PTA in a Physical Therapy clinic.  I had one patient tell me about breaking her arm when standing on a chair to clean the top of her refrigerator.  (I didn't even know you were supposed to clean up there).    

Edited September 13, 2019 by CassieQ

[Aditus]

In case you wondered...we won!

[dughlas]

13 hours ago, Headstall said:

It's behind schedule, apparently, but I'm being careful.  

Wait, wait, what ... I thought you had been ahead of schedule ... careful is as careful does ... or ... is that chocolate ... or ... 

[dughlas]

10 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Well party at your house anyway   Maybe I'll bring the herd to help with the reno   

Not bluefish likely that the herd will make it. Better chance the authorities will arrest Val on white slavery charges.

10 hours ago, Marty said:

A free holiday in Ireland might be all the payment they'd require... 

If they can even get out of the country.

[dughlas]

9 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

Why in the hell are you showing Gary that omg what is wrong with you Val 

It's okay Albert his son will hold on to the ladder ...

[dughlas]

9 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

We should drive up to Gary's house and confiscate any ladders.   

Ladders aren't the problem it's all the other furniture.

9 hours ago, Albert1434 said:

And Page grab the  chairs 

See.

[Valkyrie]

4 hours ago, aditus said:

In case you wondered...we won!

[Bucket1]

In non-political political news.... the Canadian elections made the headlines in Australia 

Policies... nope

Candidates... nope

Scandal... nope

Apparently the journalist bus crashed into Justin Trudeau's plane, just like they did to his father's plane 30 years ago 

[Bucket1]

And I forgot to mention the detailed political analysis that followed this revelation...

The incident is likely to become a permanent addition to pub quiz questions 

[Albert1434]

Aloha all 

Spoiler

 

[clochette]

Dugh, ready for a work out?

 

[dughlas]

1 hour ago, Albert1434 said:

Aloha all 

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Hey! I think I know those guys.

[dughlas]

5 minutes ago, clochette said:

Dugh, ready for a work out?

 

I definitely know these guys. I helped them wash those kilts.

[Headstall]

10 hours ago, aditus said:

In case you wondered...we won!

    Down with Ivy!