Make us Laugh! #2

[Reader1810]

Continuing the topic started by @jamessavik

 

[TLM280249]

[Slytherin]

[JamesSavik]

[JamesSavik]

Get your flu shot. Flu season is coming soon!

 

[TalonRider]

I'm getting my senior flu shot today.

[Slytherin]

Not sure if I should post it here or in "Last Post Wins"   

 

 

[Valkyrie]

16 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

Not sure if I should post it here or in "Last Post Wins"   

 

 

This is discrimination!  Boycott!  Picket!  Stand up for flightless waterfowl!  😛  

[Slytherin]

12 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

This is discrimination!  Boycott!  Picket!  Stand up for flightless waterfowl!  😛  

Just shake it off and fly away, Penguin  

 

 

 

 

Edited November 15, 2018 by Slytherin

[Mancunian]

 

I love penguins, very tasty, 

[Mancunian]

2 hours ago, Mancunian said:

 

I love penguins, very tasty, 

 

they used to be advertised with the slogan 'When you feel a little bit p p p p p p peckish p p p p p p pick up a penguin." 

they even came with their own jokes.

Q - what do penguins eat on their birthday?

A - Fish cakes.

 

when you're a little kid they are funny, lol

[JamesSavik]

[TLM280249]

[Mancunian]

10 hours ago, TLM280249 said:

 

This would really confuse my 5 year old niece, she's decided that she doesn't want to eat meat unless it comes out of a can as it's cruel to kill animals. Childhood innocence is so sweet lol. 

[Arpeggio]

I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.  I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

[JamesSavik]

[comicfan]

Building off the last one. Thanksgiving memes....

[JamesSavik]

 

[TLM280249]

[Mancunian]

I never understood why I got caned when the boy next to me in class started smoking, maybe I shouldn't have set fire to his pants.

[Slytherin]

 

[TalonRider]

Life is a game of Chess.

 

I never learned to play.

[JamesSavik]

 

Always knew that dog was shifty.

[TLM280249]

God help us - they breed!!😕

[Wesley8890]

For @Drew Espinosa.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9

But why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat there square meals a day