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"Coming Out"

Daughter #1: "Dad, I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you I'm a lesbian. It's very hard for me to tell you this, so I hope you'll understand and won't get mad." *makes a cute face*

Dad: "It's okay, honey. I'll always love you."

Daughter #2: "I'm a lesbian, too."

Dad: "Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?!"

Son: "I do..."

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3 hours ago, Page Scrawler said:

"Coming Out"

Daughter #1: "Dad, I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you I'm a lesbian. It's very hard for me to tell you this, so I hope you'll understand and won't get mad." *makes a cute face*

Dad: "It's okay, honey. I'll always love you."

Daughter #2: "I'm a lesbian, too."

Dad: "Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?!"

Son: "I do..."

An oldie but a goodie, of course I've always heard a dirtier version

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We're back in the hospital because Jake set his butthole on fire again.  14:14

you have the wrong number, but PLEASE keep me updated  omfg. 14:15

Oops sorry!  14:16

no, come back. I wanna hear everything. 14:17

 

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