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November 25, 2019 in
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November 25, 2019
Congratulations to the Green One, Zombie for finally posting when he needed to. He won LPW 48 by doing so.
But how long will he keep it?
February 18, 2020
...and back to the sad daddy. (We buried my wife's only sibling, her sister today...😭)
Hello and welcome
now gimme that! *snatch*
32 minutes ago, Cole Matthews said:
Cole!!! Rule #1 of LPW... the shiny is mine. Rule #2 of LPW land... don't believe a thing @wildone aka the deposed despot or @Zombie aka the mummy tell you. Rule #3... refer to Rule #1
*sneaks up on the demented puffin while it's spouting the supposed rules* Mine! *runs away, leaving the bird droning on*
Cole ! How nice a new victim.. erm.. player here Be welcome
...and back to the tired grandpa after babysitting the 15 month old grandson for eleven hours today!
The mummy, when someone tries to take his Jaffa cookies
Rules of LPW Land as enshrined in the Constitution (as written by me )
1. The Shiny is miney
2. Valkyrie is whiny
3. It is fair game to kick her in the hiney
4. 'cause she can't fight back, because Puffins are so tiny
Yes, Dr Seuss was a coauthor of the Constitution
...and back to me!
And back to me once again. With the winds we're supposed to have today, it doesn't look like I'll be able to grill the Turkey thighs outside today.
Breakfast is on @Valkyrie today. She'll be fixing us French Toast today.
Here's a contradiction, it's National Day of Mourning and Thanksgiving Day. It will not be Turkey-Free Day for me.
Happy Thanksgiving to all in LPW land The French Toast is just for breakfast. I'll also prepare a Thanksgiving feast with all the fixin's for all in LPW. Even the mummy and the deposed despot.
🎶Humpty penguin sat on a wall
Humpty penguin had a great fall...🎶
Look Zombie, there is Rick Grimes!!
snatches Shiny while Zombie hides
No feast for the mummy! *snatches the shiny from LBO and cookies from the mummy*
Keep the cookies *gobbles another box of Jaffas*
I've digested all the turkey and veggies from dinner, so perfect time for some Jaffa cookies! Thanks, mummy!
Cooked the turkey thigh on my electric grill. Not the same as had I been able to use the gas grille outside. Too damn windy.
thanks for the update, birdy
and now it’s time for cakes
*washes up empty plate*
Now what can I gobble eat daintily?
ah, this will do nicely, yeesss, very nice, very nice indeed *heavy, excited breathing noises*
hmmm *licks lips*
Oooo cookies and a cake! Thanks mummy!
...and back to the Christmas tree decorating grandpa!
I think it is time to put the fur lining on the shiny as we are getting below -30 (-22f) tonight.
It’ll keep my junk nice and warm tonight 😜
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