Last Post Wins #49

[Slytherin]

1 hour ago, Zombie said:

Hahahahah, like a deluded penguin comedy-creature could have an “army”  

 

 

 

You do see that it is me, LBO, disguised as a penguin.. Right?? If not - YES! Success  SNATCH  

[Zombie]

sneaky tricksy plushie-fluffball!

SNATCHBACK!

 

[Valkyrie]

While the mummy was away, I, the Penguin, and rightful ruler of LPWland, has amassed quite the army to overthrow the despotic, totalitarian, dictatorship of @wildone and restore peace and kindness to the good denizens of our land.  Under General Panda Roach's @Wesley8890 guidance, my armed forces featuring my ninja army, shark squadron, dragon phalanx, narwhal brigade, cranky kindergartner contingent, machine-gun-toting kitty riding a flame-throwing unicorn, clown assassins, cowboy, and pony, have kept the peace and restored order where there once dwelled chaos.  You're welcome.     

[Slytherin]

Too

much

text

   

[Slytherin]

42 minutes ago, Zombie said:

sneaky tricksy plushie-fluffball!

 

 

Always!  

[Valkyrie]

   

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the grandpa!

[Wesley8890]

18 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

While the mummy was away, I, the Penguin, and rightful ruler of LPWland, has amassed quite the army to overthrow the despotic, totalitarian, dictatorship of @wildone and restore peace and kindness to the good denizens of our land.  Under General Panda Roach's @Wesley8890 guidance, my armed forces featuring my ninja army, shark squadron, dragon phalanx, narwhal brigade, cranky kindergartner contingent, machine-gun-toting kitty riding a flame-throwing unicorn, clown assassins, cowboy, and pony, have kept the peace and restored order where there once dwelled chaos.  You're welcome.     

You forgot my otter navy...

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the grandpa!

[Zombie]

21 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

While the mummy was away, I, the Penguin, and rightful ruler of LPWland, has amassed quite the army to overthrow the despotic, totalitarian, dictatorship of @wildone and restore peace and kindness to the good denizens of our land.  Under General Panda Roach's @Wesley8890 guidance, my armed forces featuring my ninja army, shark squadron, dragon phalanx, narwhal brigade, cranky kindergartner contingent, machine-gun-toting kitty riding a flame-throwing unicorn, clown assassins, cowboy, and pony, have kept the peace and restored order where there once dwelled chaos.  You're welcome.     

It seems to have escaped the utterly deluded comedy-creature’s notice that I - not your “despotic” ex-monarch - am the legally appointed / anointed monarch

*sighs* do I really need to press speed dial again? The mobile pie factories (there’s a fleet now ) are ready and waiting... 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

12 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

You forgot my otter navy...

  I knew I forgot something.  

9 minutes ago, Zombie said:

It seems to have escaped the utterly deluded comedy-creature’s notice that I - not your “despotic” ex-monarch - am the legally appointed / anointed monarch

*sighs* do I really need to press speed dial again? The mobile pie factories (there’s a fleet now ) are ready and waiting... 

 

 

My army is maintained to prevent the deposed despot from regaining his 'rule'.  I don't need an army to depose of you.  Just a boatload of Pepsi.    

[Slytherin]

I like Pepsi 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

The mummy doesn't    

[Slytherin]

Mummy? He is a zombie  

[Valkyrie]

He has all the wrappings of a mummy and they're both undead    

[Slytherin]

Is ot not time for a Christmas avatar ? Remove the helmet! 
Santa hats on! Lol
 

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again.

Let's hear it for the Dewey Decimal System by having a Lager. And the Nobel Prize goes to......

[Valkyrie]

mmmm beer   *burp* 

[Wesley8890]

17 hours ago, Zombie said:

It seems to have escaped the utterly deluded comedy-creature’s notice that I - not your “despotic” ex-monarch - am the legally appointed / anointed monarch

*sighs* do I really need to press speed dial again? The mobile pie factories (there’s a fleet now ) are ready and waiting... 

 

 

Ooooh pie! Im the pie eater in Chief!!!

[Valkyrie]

Here's some pie for the Panda Roach     

[Zombie]

3 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

mmmm beer   *burp* 

Oh dearie me, the penguin’s been on the juice again...

 

penguin waddling very carefully  *hic*

 

flaps flippers to avoid another nasty fall *hic*

 

feeling confident now, nicely buzzed *hic*

 

increases waddling speed...

*hic*  

 

*wobble*  

 

*flippers flap*  

 

  

  
 

 

 

 

Edited December 10, 2019 by Zombie

[Valkyrie]

*trips right into the mummy, shoving him into a vat of Pepsi*  *burp*     

[Slytherin]

Hey, waiter!  There is a Zombie in my Pepsi 
 

 

[Valkyrie]