Last Post Wins #49

[Zombie]

Sonar Operator: “Locked onto the penguin, Sir.”

Captain Zombie *evil laugh * “Fire!!”
 

 

    
 

 

 

Edited May 17, 2020 by Zombie

[Daddydavek]

...and back to Daddy Dave K!

 

[Slytherin]

😴  

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again.

If this is National No Dirty Dishes Day then that means we can't have any of the Cheese Souffle today. You will just have to wait until tomorrow penguin. Trust me, it will be worth it.

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

20 hours ago, Zombie said:

Sonar Operator: “Locked onto the penguin, Sir.”

Captain Zombie *evil laugh * “Fire!!”
 

 

    
 

 

 

Why are you shooting giant dildos at me?       

[Daddydavek]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Why are you shooting giant dildos at me?     

That was a rhetorical question...right?

  ...and back to the older gentleman.

[Valkyrie]

🙄    

[Daddydavek]

...left you speechless?

...and back to Daddy Dave K!

 

[Zombie]

1 hour ago, Daddydavek said:

...left you speechless?

Gotta be a first

Or maybe penguin swallowed its tongue thinking it was another snack...

 

[Valkyrie]

Guess I need to roll my eyes harder.  

    

[Slytherin]

 

Snatch!!!!! 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Slytherin]

   

[TalonRider]

And back to me.

On May 19th, if your name is Ray (or Rae) give everyone permission to call you…well…Ray. It is National May Ray Day. As promised, it's National Devil's Food Cake Day. However, since @Daddydavek left her speechless yesterday, he gets the first slice.

[Valkyrie]

 

[TalonRider]

That's the strangest looking Devils Food Cake I've every seen.

[Valkyrie]

58 minutes ago, TalonRider said:

That's the strangest looking Devils Food Cake I've every seen.

I was waiting for someone to make that comment    

[Zombie]

it’s a penguin pie...  

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the staid daddy!

[Valkyrie]

   

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again.

Hey look, it's Be a Millionaire Day. If you have your own patch, go out and Pick Strawberries today. Let's hear it for the Rescue Dog today. The menu for the cat/bird is Quiche Lorraine and Juice Slush to wash it down with.

BTW, do you know what day it is? It's hump day.

[Slytherin]

Hello  Goodbye 

 

[Zombie]

That’s not the fluffball 

that’s an IMPOSTER!!