Last Post Wins #50

[Zombie]

2 hours ago, Slytherin said:

sings a lullaby for the Zombee ❤️ ❤️
 

Now I’m gonna watch a Jane Austen drama on DVD. 

 *snickers* 

Pride and Prejudice and Zombeees!   

[Valkyrie]

Oooo a new citizen in LPWland   Here's what you need to know:

1.  I am the true and only ruler  

2.  Everything the deposed despot (aka Wildone) says is a lie. 

3.  The putrid mummy (zombie) LOVES Pepsi

4.  LBO (Little Blue One, aka Slytherin) will let you have the crown in exchange for vast amounts of surströmming   

5.  The annoying fly (aka Clochette) and Lickspittle (Drew Espinosa) are both thrown into an oubliette, never to be seen again. 

6.  I have a vast, unstoppable army at my disposal to defend the shiny. 

[Slytherin]

2 hours ago, Zombie said:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombeees!   

Yes, it was Pride and Prejudice but without Zombies   Colin Firth as Mr Darcy 

 

[clochette]

52 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

Yes, it was Pride and Prejudice but without Zombies   Colin Firth as Mr Darcy 

 

Mr. Darcy... *dreamy sigh* 

[clochette]

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Oooo a new citizen in LPWland   Here's what you need to know:

1.  I am the true and biggest liar  

2.  Everything the deposed despot (aka Wildone) says is a lie. 

3.  The putrid mummy (zombie) LOVES Pepsi

4.  LBO (Little Blue One, aka Slytherin) will let you have the crown in exchange for vast amounts of surströmming   

5.  Me and Lickspittle (Drew Espinosa) are both thrown into an oubliette, never to be seen again. 

6.  I have a vast and useless army at my disposal to defend the shiny. 

You've forgotten the most important information Val: Clo is the Queen, the best and most shining one, owner of the

[Valkyrie]

    

[Slytherin]

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty, morphing raptor.

Since it's going to be a rainy day, I think it will be a good day to have some Sacher Torte. The International Ninja is looking forward to the todays Bathtub Party. Rhubarb Vodka will be served on ice.

[Zombie]

no-one wants this then?

*takes*

  
 

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still mine mine MINE!!

Aaaaahahahahahah   

Edited December 5, 2020 by Zombie

[Slytherin]

5 hours ago, Zombie said:

no-one wants this then?

*takes*

  
 

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still mine mine MINE!!

Aaaaahahahahahah   

 Mine now.. Been at work..  King LBO 

 

 

[clochette]

14 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

 Mine now.. Been at work..  King LBO 

Time to go to work, again!

Mine! Grab! 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Kanaye]

I’m winning!!! Wheee!

[Daddydavek]

...and back to Daddy Dave K!

[Slytherin]

[TalonRider]

LBO has changed her shape and color which leaves me free to take the shiny back.

The Miner's will be serving Gazpacho to St. Nicholas today. Don't even think about putting the Gazpacho in the Microwave.

[Zombie]

green is good

but shiny is better!  
 

  

 

[Valkyrie]

  

[northie]

Overkill? Maybe, but hey...  No bubbles and a two-dimensional puffin.    MIne 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Zombie]

penguins = cute, cuddly, loveable 

 

substitute penguins with piranhas, the Balrog or Beelzebub and you get the same result

 

...absolute tosh

 

 

4 hours later and still singing 🎶 I’m the King of the Castle! 🎶 *cackles happily*

 

Edited December 6, 2020 by Zombie

[northie]

Oh, so true.  I'd only murder him enough to get the shiny though. Just a little...  Mine.

[Slytherin]

@Zombie  Be afraid..  

 

[TalonRider]

And back to me once again so early in the morning.

Today is Pearle Harbor Remembrance Day. Illinois will be serving Cotton Candy today.

[Drew Espinosa]

On 12/4/2020 at 2:24 PM, Valkyrie said:

Oooo a new citizen in LPWland   Here's what you need to know:

1.  I am the true and only ruler  

2.  Everything the deposed despot (aka Wildone) says is a lie. 

3.  The putrid mummy (zombie) LOVES Pepsi

4.  LBO (Little Blue One, aka Slytherin) will let you have the crown in exchange for vast amounts of surströmming   

5.  The annoying fly (aka Clochette) and Lickspittle (Drew Espinosa) are both thrown into an oubliette, never to be seen again. 

6.  I have a vast, unstoppable army at my disposal to defend the shiny. 

You're just jealous that no one is as loyal and devoted to you as I am to Tsar Steve.

 

Edited December 7, 2020 by Drew Espinosa