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Hmm, deeply suspicious of this :unsure2: The only thing missed off is lubricating your rubber-mounted tunnel thrusters... :lol:

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53 minutes ago, Zombie said:

Hmm, deeply suspicious of this :unsure2: The only thing missed off is lubricating your rubber-mounted tunnel thrusters... :lol:

A little suspicion in life is good ;)

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Time for some fashion faux pas, a la Gay

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"Ya sure can, sister girl!" 

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"Granny never knew why Todd's 'roommates' needed so many afghans..." 

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* 'nough said * 

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19 minutes ago, AC Benus said:

"Granny never knew why Todd's 'roommates' needed so many afghans..." 

 

That is one gorgeously worded writing prompt if I've seen one. 

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7 hours ago, AC Benus said:

"The sure way to put a smile on his face" 

This put a smile on mine, that’s for sure.

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"Real mean prefer satin."

or

"Real mean don't eat quiche, love seafood, but won't touch fish."   

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Captain Planet 🏳️‍🌈

He's our hero 🏳️‍🌈

Gonna Power Bottom this big Cheeto🏳️‍🌈

Nacho cheese, just watch it fly 🏳️‍🌈

He's fucking on the planets side 🏳️‍🌈

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4 hours ago, Demented said:

This classic came back in my mind and I thought it fit here lol. 

Wow, it's really something to lean how much wanking there is in the bible! Who knew ;) 

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10 minutes ago, Sherye said:

Tell me, what would you do if you found this sign while on a drive?

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GPS: Recalculating route...

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And here I thought women were the only ones wearing shoes they could fall off of!

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