Penguins Not Wanted

[wildone]

Looks like New Orlean's is the place to be  

[lawfulneutralmage]

They forgot: NO Living

[drpaladin]

55 minutes ago, wildone said:

Looks like New Orlean's is the place to be  

The list appears truncated. My imagination runs wild with the dread possibilities.

[Zombie]

basically “NO Penguins” covers the lot    

[Valkyrie]

6 hours ago, wildone said:

Looks like New Orlean's is the place to be  

That's discrimination   🐧

[Krista]

Questionable establishment if they don't allow Penguins and do allow cheeky wildthing Stevens. No alcohol either, so one couldn't get drunk enough to cope with his shenanigans. 

[Slytherin]

How many naked, smoking, drunk penguins used to come there before they put up that sign ???

[ReaderPaul]

"Penguins" in this case is a term for guys wearing saggy pants which make their legs look very short.  See the following reference (Site admins and/or site moderators, if this is not permitted, please remove it):

https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/12/04/no-penguins/

[chris191070]

[lawfulneutralmage]

22 hours ago, ReaderPaul said:

"Penguins" in this case is a term for guys wearing saggy pants which make their legs look very short.  See the following reference (Site admins and/or site moderators, if this is not permitted, please remove it):

https://arnoldzwicky.org/2019/12/04/no-penguins/

Many thanks. Now, it makes sense!

Gosh, luckily, taste is not debatable.

[Zombie]

On 11/27/2024 at 9:06 AM, ReaderPaul said:

"Penguins" in this case is a term for guys wearing saggy pants which make their legs look very short

On 11/28/2024 at 7:31 AM, lawfulneutralmage said:

Many thanks. Now, it makes sense!

no, the only ‘sense’ this makes is misdirection by the penguin 

because:

and @ReaderPaul was blackmailed to post the ‘saggy pants’ distraction by the penguin

  

[wildone]

So true, so true. 

Wondering if we should set her up on monitoring  

Nothing that an ankle monitor can't handle  

Just got to get her an orange jumpsuit too.

[Talo Segura]

Did you know penguins can fly?

[Valkyrie]

If anyone needs any ideas for what to get me for Christmas...  Egguins!  

 

[chris191070]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

If anyone needs any ideas for what to get me for Christmas...  Egguins!  

 

I thought you would like a pet  for Christmas 

[Zombie]

23 hours ago, chris191070 said:

I thought you would like a pet  for Christmas 

cute the way it’s cleaning itself with its tail

…at least I think it’s cleaning itself with its tail 🧐   

[chris191070]

1 minute ago, Zombie said:

cute the way it’s cleaning itself with its tail

…at least I think it’s cleaning itself with its tail 🧐   

Self stimulation 

[Slytherin]

Penguin doing some exercise before Christmas…. And Zombie

[wildone]

On 12/5/2024 at 2:12 PM, Zombie said:

cute the way it’s cleaning itself with its tail

…at least I think it’s cleaning itself with its tail 🧐   

Write me a PM and I'll tell you what I'm doing  

[Slytherin]

 Bad Steve!! 

[Zombie]

News Update:

”naughty penguin… banned by the BBC”  

- talks “gibberish” 

- “farts in the bath”

https://inews.co.uk/culture/pingu-naughty-penguin-loved-brits-banned-bbc-3435067?srsltid=AfmBOoofy-nTPTxHigtkTTRQpJeKHxXsv_DGxRCOQ8jL0Ci89QSfBDcs

 

Edited December 20, 2024 by Zombie

[drpaladin]

16 minutes ago, Zombie said:

News Update:

”naughty penguin… banned by the BBC”  

- talks “gibberish” 

- “farts in the bath”

https://inews.co.uk/culture/pingu-naughty-penguin-loved-brits-banned-bbc-3435067?srsltid=AfmBOoofy-nTPTxHigtkTTRQpJeKHxXsv_DGxRCOQ8jL0Ci89QSfBDcs

 

David Hasselhoff.  No wonder I never heard of it until now.

[wildone]

Now we are up to two countries banning penguins  

Who'll be next  

[Zombie]

they laughed when people said the evil criminal Penguin would get out of jail

but tomorrow night the BBC will prove it’s true…   

in Vengeance Most Fowl 😱 🙀 

 

[wildone]

Good to see that @Valkyrie is where she should be  

It truly is a Christmas Miracle