Science Class

[miguelsanchez55]

Hey All,

Read this. I think you'll get a kick out of it.

 

Mike S. :wacko:

 

A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

 

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

 

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

 

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

 

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

 

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

 

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

 

1. You have a dirty little mind,

2. You didn't read your homework, and...

3. One day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

[Myr]

lol

[Flip]

I knew what they were talking about... I swear. I mean, I don't have a dirty mind...

[EricCase]

LOL yeah that other body part increasing to 10x its size would be pretty different lol so I actually guessed the pupil rather than the *ehem* lol

[Forloyn]

well I always knew I lost my mind in the gutter somewhere...

 

If err any of you find it could you please return it?

[BillM]

Hahahaha

[Frankenfurter]

Forloyn, my mind is with yours...they must be having fun together! LOL!!!