Rectum Stretcher

[miguelsanchez55]

Hey Gang,

Ever wanted to call someone an asshole in a polite manner? Here's one way.

 

Take care,

Mike :sword:

 

 

While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little

faster than I should have been) I passed over a

bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in

wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat

classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked

"what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To

which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded.

The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And

just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way

up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work

side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but

surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do

you do with a six-foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him

behind a bridge ..."

 

Traffic ticket: $95.00

Court costs: $45.00

Look on cop's face ... Priceless

[Myr]

that is my cousin's favorite. (he's a State Trooper)

[Adit]

I got a speeding tickets on Thursday, kinda my fault, but he lied about the speed I was going. But all I could think about was this joke, its only funny till you get pulled over, then you know its true

[BillM]

hahahaha