emoticons with a difference

[Dalmania]

I wonder if you would find these emoticons/assicons amusing:

 

(_!_) a regular ass

 

(__!__) a fat ass

 

(!) a tight ass

 

(_*_) a sore ass

 

{_!_} a swishy ass

 

(_o_) an ass that's been around

 

(_ x_) kiss my ass

 

(_X_) leave my ass alone

 

(_zzz_) a tired ass

 

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

 

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

 

or ?

 

FM

[colinian]

I wonder if you would find these emoticons/assicons amusing...

FM

 

These are funny. A friend sent me a list of them a couple of years ago.

 

My favorite which wasn't on your list:

 

(_O_) What happens to your ass if you go to prison

 

Colin