wep363 Posted May 9, 2004 Posted May 9, 2004 Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little heroin interjected. "Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Young Kerry Fan..." "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?" "I'm visiting here from Texas. I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little Conservative Asshole Kills Beloved Family Pet." :ranger:
movieguy47 Posted May 9, 2004 Posted May 9, 2004 LOL that is funny, and sound about right for a reporter type to do
Site Administrator Myr Posted May 9, 2004 Site Administrator Posted May 9, 2004 Sounds just like the liberal press...
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