Old Fart

[wep363]

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he

takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous

petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Sir, did

you call for me?"

The mans replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new here, let me explain.

It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for

me."

Smiling she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a

towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his

way with her.

The man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the

sauna and as he sat down he farted. Within a few minutes a huge,

horrible,

corpulent, hairy man lumbers out of the steam toward him.

"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be

new here," says the hairy man, "it is a rule here that if you

fart it implies that you called for me."

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and

has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by

the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.

The man yells, "Here is my membership card, you can have the key back,

and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours, you

haven't even had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies,

"Listen lady, I'm 58 years old, I get a hard-on once a

month, but I fart 15 times a day.

[BillM]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Myr]

lol

[Reader]

so true LMAO

[Jevic]

Pass the pinto beans!!! LOL!