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    Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?        

    A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't

    be in this jam together!"                                  

     

     

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    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day    

    when a young woman, with a baby in her arms,            

    entered his butcher shop and confronted the butcher

    with the news that the baby was his and asked what  

    was he going to do about it?                                            

     

    Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until 

    the boy was 16. She agreed.                                           

     

    He had been counting the years off on his calendar, 

    and one day the teenager who had been collecting  

    the meat each week, came into the shop and said,   

    "I'll be 16 tomorrow."                                                        

     

    "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been      

    counting too, tell your mother, when you take this   

          parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll

    get, and watch the expression on her face."              

     

     When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The

    woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the        

       butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free

    milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and  

    watch the expression on HIS face!"                           

     

     

    ...

     

     

      

    A man at the airline counter tells the rep. I'd like this

    bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this   

    one to London.                                                                 
    The rep says, I'm sorry sir. We can't do that.                
    The man replied: "Nonsense. That is what you did    

    last time I flew with you."                                               

     

     

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    My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control

    on our cars. We were used to hearing my father           

    proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise    

    control during long trips in our station wagon.             

     

    Recently, I was traveling with my parents in their new

    car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My

      dad leaned back and said, “I think I'll let Tom drive for 

    a while.”                                                                                

     

    “Tom who?” I asked.                                                          

     

       My mother translated for me: “Tom Cruise, of course.”

     

     

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    I popped eight pimples. It was an act o' pus.

    I'd rather have ten tickles.                                

     

     

     

     

    13 January

     

     

    was

    National Rubber Ducky Day

    National Sticker Day

    Korean American Day

    National Vision Board Day(2nd Sat in Jan)

    National Peach Melba Day

    &

    Steven Foster Memorial Day

    Make Your Dream Come True Day

     

     

    13 January

     

    2012 - The cruise ship Costa Concordia sinks, killing 32

    2001 - An earthquake devastates El Salvador

    2000 - Bill Gates steps down as CEO of Microsoft

    1968 - Johnny Cash performs live at Folsom State Prison

    1915 - The worst earthquake in Italian history kills 30,000

     

     

    Births

    1978 - Nate Silver

    1970 - Marco Pantani

    1969 - Stephan Hendry

    1964 - Bill Bailey

    1887 - George Gurdjieff

     

     

    Deaths

    2007 - Michael Brecker

    1978 - Hubert Humphrey

    1962 - Ernie Kovacs

    1941 - James Joyce

    1929 - Wyatt Earp

     

     

     

    Did you know?

    Why the cruise control was invented - WTF fun facts

     

     

     

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    Did you know?

    Lychnobite - WTF fun facts

     

     

     

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    Did you know?

    Pharaoh Rameses was issued an Egyptian passport - WTF fun facts

    Better late than never

     

     

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    ILLUSIONS

     

     

     

     

     

    I Bet You Won’t See It (The Illusion)!

     

     

     

    Have you noticed anything strange in it? How about them cups of hot chocolate? Anything suspicious?

     

    https://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hot-chocolate-cupcakes-600x400-500x333.jpg

     

     

     

     

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    “Powers Of One” Illusion

    by Bev Doolittle

     

     

     

     

    She is often called a “camouflage artist” because her distinctive use of context, design and pattern help viewers discover meanings which seem hidden only until they become obvious. Having all this in mind, try and see as many hidden animals there are in this picture. Don’t stop after you’ve only seen one or two – there are much more to be discovered!

     

     

    https://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/17632.jpg

     

     

     

     

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    Candies Poster Optical Illusion

     

    This poster, it was used as an ad for some kind of candy product (natural liquorice).

    If I told you the name, it would just be a give away, sorry.

     

     

    https://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/panda_natural_liquorice0.jpg

     

     

     

     

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    2. droughtquake

      droughtquake

      I noticed the forks too. And the marshmallows don’t appear to be floating – in the left cup they’re sitting on the surface. I’d have done this as a Spoiler, but…  ;-)

    3. droughtquake

      droughtquake

      Quote

      WTF fun fact #8338

      Quite often drivers slow down as they speak and speed up while they’re listening.  ;-)

    4. droughtquake

      droughtquake

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      WTF fun fact #8337

      There are basically two types of people who work at night and sleep during the day. Those who are forced into it by their employers and those who are depressed. It’s very easy for me to stay awake later into the morning than go to sleep and wake up early. I preferred working overnight to being scheduled to arrive at the ungodly hour of 4am! I am definitely a night owl and my depression exasperates that tendency.  ;-)

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