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sandrewn last won the day on November 25 2016

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About sandrewn

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    Call me Ishmael

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    North of the border
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    Fishing, hunting, camping, traveling, computers.

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  1. June 5th - Holidays and Observances

     

    Observances (click on the day for details)

    Sausage Roll Day

    Coworking Day

    Trails Day

    HIV Long-Term Survivors Day

    Moonshine Day

    Hot Air Balloon Day

     

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    8 bees make a spoon of honey in their life time - WTF fun facts

     

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    Work cartoons

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    I usually work the evening shift, finishing close to 11:30 p.m. I normally have to run to catch the 11:30 bus. Last New Year’s Eve, I finished work and raced to catch the bus, but by 12:10 it still hadn’t come, so I figured I’d likely missed it.

    I turned to a man who had been waiting alongside me the whole time and said, “Sir, how long have you been waiting?”

    He looked at his watch and said, “Since last year.”

     

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    Amrmenia and chess at schools - WTF fun facts

     

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    How to know if an egg is spoiled - WTF fun fact

    Next stop, my fridge.

     

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    Dry cleaning was accidentally invented in 1855 when a French maid knocked over a kerosene lamp onto a dirty table cloth and the owner noticed it was cleaner after the spill.

     

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    the U.S. national debt and president Andrew Jackson - facts

     

     

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    An armless man and a legless man - WTF fun facts

    Where there is a will, there is a way. Life is what you make of it.

     

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    If you understand English, press 1.

    If you do not understand English, press 2.

    (Recording on an Australian tax help line)

     

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    On a fishing trip to a remote lake in Northern Quebec, I asked the outfitter, “Do you stay here during the winter?”

    “No,” he said. “The snow gets too deep. We can’t get supplies in. Like many Canadians, I go south for the winter.”

    “Oh,” I said. “Where do you go?”

    “Vermont.”

     

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    A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself.

    “I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

    The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

     

     

    Saturday night fever?

    Take two aspirins and get some rest.

    sandrewn :cowboy:

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