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  1. Happy Birthday GIF

    I hope you have a great day :hug:  

    1. Cynus


      Thank you, my friend!

  2. It was a dark and stormy night... :P  Well, it really is a dark and stormy day!  Hail, thunder and lightning, high winds, downpours, along with the house being dark as night at 11:00 am... makes for the perfect ambiance to work on a murder mystery.  :devil:

    1. ancientrichard


      I love murder mysteries :kiss:

      That is odd because I doubt if I'd enjoy any sort of involvement with an actual murder, but the mysteries seem strangely cosy.

    2. Valkyrie


      I'd be a bit worried if you enjoyed involvement in an actual murder... :unsure: :P  

  3. I made a low carb pumpkin crumb cake this afternoon.  It came out really good!  


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    2. Zombie


      I’m guessing this is penguin’s pumpkin pie... :whistle: :gikkle:

    3. Valkyrie


      Pumpkin cake, but yes, this is the one I made

    4. Zombie


      “this is penguin’s pumpkin pie“

      as in “it’s all mine!”


      or is it...? :unsure2:  :unsure2:

      mouse GIF


      :lol:  :gikkle:  :funny:

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    1. drpaladin


      This is what is known as a self fulfilling prophecy.

    2. Dabeagle


      I'm going to have to ask someone why images you post never show up on my screen :-(

    3. Valkyrie


      That's strange.  Maybe this link will work instead:


  5. Anthology story #1 is off for beta reading :D  I have an idea for a second story, so I'm hoping to write that next, then continue work on my next novel.  :) 

  6. The Office Party Hard GIFcake dessert GIF by HuffPost

    Happy GA-versary to the best Wolfie I know! :hug:  You make GA even more amazing :hug: :glomp: :kiss:  

    1. aditus


      Thank you!

      :hug: to the best penguin I know.


    2. Slytherin


      Basketball Howling GIF by Worcester Wolves

      Happy Wolf Day ❤️

    3. Reader1810


      Happy GA-versary Adi! :wizard:

  7. RIP RBG  :(  

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    2. Sweetlion
    3. Lyssa


      Woke up to the news and hoped, I was still having a bad dream. No! 😟

      Rest in peace.

    4. ancientrichard


      I'd been afraid that would happen, but it's still  sad as well as worrying.

  8. I think anyone who's read your poetry would disagree :rofl:  

    Image may contain: text that says 'A limerick: awalkingdeadphish: nonbinary- toothlessrebel asgardiantelevision 12+ 2+144+20+34 11)=92+0 Doesn't look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen. a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven is nine squared and not bit more DUDE POETRY WAS NOT MEANT το BE USED LIKE THIS'

  9. Happy Grandparents' Day!  This was always a special day for me and my grandparents.  We'd have a special meal and spend time together, no matter what.  I miss them terribly.  Today I am making meatloaf for dinner, which was one of my grandma's specialties.  

    1. clochette


      That's very sweet Val. In france March 1st is grandma's day but there isn't a grandpa's day. 

    2. Valkyrie


      That's too bad, Clo.  Grandpas deserve as much recognition as grandmas.  :hug: 

  10. Image may contain: text that says '2020 ...if it were a book "Stop turning pages!!" YOU TURNED ANOTHER PAGE You do not know what you are doing to me! now... STOP TURNING PAGES'

    1. Marty


      I dunno...

      If it's a page per day, maybe keep turning them? Hopefully 2021 will see an improvement. :unsure2:


    2. Valkyrie


      Yeah, I sure hope so!  This was one of my favorite books as a kid, so I thought the meme was funny :) 

    3. Thirdly



  11. Today is doomsday... AKA a visit from the vet :unsure:  Wish us all luck and intact limbs when the ordeal is over! 

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    2. Slytherin


      Are the okay? Tests good? 

    3. Valkyrie


      Knight's tests all came back perfect :)  Joker is down another pound and had a UTI, which is rare in cats.  His bloodwork was normal.  We'll monitor him for further weight loss and I'll be changing his food.  

    4. Slytherin


      Hug them from me :hug:

  12. Today is my seven year GA-versary!  :D  Thanks to all who make this site the awesome place it is.  :hug:  

    chocolate cake GIF

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    2. ancientrichard


      What a wonderful cake !! However much you eat there's still 3/4 of it left to tempt you :2thumbs:

    3. dughlas


      Congrats WQ. I would have thought you'd been a member, seems like you've been here forever ... well forever in a good way.

    4. Reader1810


      Happy GA-and one day-versary, Val! 


  13. You need this!  :P 

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    1. Wesley8890



  14. Check out my collaboration with @aditus to find out what happens when you make a deal with a demon :devil: 



    1. ancientrichard


      Sometimes if I receive a phone call from an unfamiliar number I answer:

      "Nether Regions, Beelzebub speaking"

      but it has never earned me a contract, though once someone asked to speak to my master!.

    2. Valkyrie



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    2. CassieQ


       True.   Not sorry.

    3. Timothy M.

      Timothy M.

      I ran away from the Josh story, before I got too :pissed:  - that's the only reason you didn't get rants from me on that case. :lol: 

    4. CassieQ


      @Timothy M., you should have stayed and backed me up.

  16. Patriotic-Penguins-on-the-Fourth-of-July | ペンギンズ

    1. Reader1810


      Happy 4th of July, Val! :wizard:



    2. Slytherin
  17. Happy Canada Day to our Neighbors to the North!  :D 

    Canada Day 2020 reminders and closures - Town of Caledon

  18. I'm almost done with the first draft of chapter 3 of my new novel.  It feels great to be writing again! :D  

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    2. Thirdly


      Then, I take it back. You're still way ahead of me. XD I've actually had to put a pause on mine recently because I ended up with a bit of nerve damage due to lifting things I shouldn't have, and the only reason I haven't continued working on it is because the binder of all the information is at least 3 pounds. Can't carry it for a while. 

    3. Valkyrie


      I hope you feel better soon.  :hug: 

    4. Thirdly


      I've been using all kinds of support braces and haven't made it worse since.

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    1. Zombie



      cue backing track - Carl Douglas’s 1974 original... :P 




    2. Reader1810


      Catchy tune. I really like that song, and I’m not ashamed to admit. ;)


    scared homer simpson GIF by hoppip

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    2. Valkyrie


      This is not a fat, fuzzy bumblebee.  It's stingy, gross ugly ass hornet.  And I know they're pollinators and necessary for crops and flowers etc etc... Doesn't make me less phobic of them.   I liberate insects as opposed to killing them, but I can't get near enough to these to do anything about them.  This one is trapped in my window until my mom gets off work this afternoon and take care of it for me.  

    3. Bard Simpson

      Bard Simpson

      Have you tried screaming? That usually helps 😆

    4. Zombie


      screaming and spiders - sensible advice


  21. My feet bear many battle scars... :unsure: :P  

    Image may contain: text that says 'Me: moving my foot under the blanket* My cat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary'

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    2. Bard Simpson

      Bard Simpson

      Your cat Owns you!!! :no:

    3. Ashi


      Mr. Simpson, when I signed the dotted line, I had read the fine prints....

    4. Bard Simpson

      Bard Simpson

      I'm just perusing my first BDSM story on this site and it would appear that cat owners share similar traits as subs in a D/s relationship.

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