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Valkyrie

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About Valkyrie

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    48
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    Female
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    Straight
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    Valhalla
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    Reading, writing, chatting with friends, travel

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  1. OMG THERE'S A BEE IN THE HOUSE!  

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    2. Valkyrie

      Valkyrie

      This is not a fat, fuzzy bumblebee.  It's stingy, gross ugly ass hornet.  And I know they're pollinators and necessary for crops and flowers etc etc... Doesn't make me less phobic of them.   I liberate insects as opposed to killing them, but I can't get near enough to these to do anything about them.  This one is trapped in my window until my mom gets off work this afternoon and take care of it for me.  

    3. Bard Simpson

      Bard Simpson

      Have you tried screaming? That usually helps 😆

    4. Zombie

      Zombie


      screaming and spiders - sensible advice

       

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