But this is a soap opera! Someone’s going to get caught having an affair. Soaps are notorious for the previously unknown child from a drunken encounter showing up, fully grown even when the father appears to be much too young to have a child that old. Where’s the evil twin? Or the mysterious stranger with amnesia? Will Frank & Ben eat the oddly gray fish that Stephanie brings them for lunch? Who is the secret admirer that keeps sending Terrence flowers, candy, and expensive gifts – Gail denies being the guilty party, and besides, would she even know how to arrange all that herself? Why is that strange man in a trenchcoat (in the middle of summer) hanging around all day across the street from SNET headquarters?