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  1. 1900 hundred words into the next chapter of MageCrafter. Still got a ways to go but headway is being made. 

  2. Finally posting a chapter after days of struggle be like 
     

     

     

  3. Almost done with the next chapter of MageCrafter. Been working of and on with this one for a bit now. Not gonna lie, got a TEENSY bit distracted with the IRL insanity 2021 is offering up. I swear the urge to rubberneck is strong with social media crap lol. 

  4. I'm drinking Pepsi out of a Dr. Pepper bottle that has a Coca-Cola cap on it. 


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  5. Been working on the next chapter of MageCrafter.  


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  6. You know I haven't checked the news in awhile. 

    *sees the bullshit going down at the Capitol building*

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  7. *When you have too much exposition you need to put in a chapter* 
     

     "READ IT! READ THE EXPOSITORY INFORMATION!"😡

    Character: "A-As you know, Wilma, Th-The big game is coming up and.."😨

    *GUN COCKS* "SAY IT LIKE YOU'RE EXCITED TO DELIVER THIS DIALOGUE COMPLETELY NATURALLY AND UNFORCED!!"🤬

    Character: "Oh BOY! THE BIG GAME IS COMING UP OH GOSH!" 😱

  8. shower thought I found online: 

    If you cut off your right butt cheek, are you left behind?

  9. Me: makes and eats some food

    My body: "so I hear you want to be on the toilet for the next nine hours?" 

    Me: "Wait wha-"

    1. Zombie

      Zombie

      “Best before”

      Safe to ignore

      “Use by”

      ALWAYS comply... :lol:

       

  10. Working on MageCrafter 

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    2. Story Reader

      Story Reader

      If I had that much money then I would only give it to GA!

    3. Story Reader

      Story Reader

      Larry the cable guy needs it! lol

    4. Story Reader

      Story Reader

      Demented, I love your sense of humor so much!

  11. This has no business being this good 

  12. I adore recut trailers like this lol 

  13. Next chapter of Spare Me Your Alpha Nonsense should be up in the next few hours.

     

  14. Random person: What do you consider to be a sexy instrument 

    Me: Hurdy Gurdy 

    Random person: W-what? 

    Me: You fuckin heard me
     

     

    1. Zombie

      Zombie

      well, yeah, when it’s played like this... :gikkle:

       

  15. Trying to get to 2021 like: 

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  16. If the 90's had a final Boss Theme 

     

  17. Getting ready to run up on my writer's block like: 

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    1. Solus Magus

      Solus Magus

      *charges alongside you*

  18. Beware. Status Updates have been activated for me. Your feeds will now know fear! Muahahaha! 

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    1. Story Reader

      Story Reader

      OH NO! I am shaking in my houseshoes! lol I am running for dear life!! lol Uh.... wait a minute! Why am I running from the site? I am suppose to be reading! Ok, back to my scheduled program!

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