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    Aditus
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Prickly Prompts - 3. #760 The Chimera

First line. "Because I said so!"

#760

“Because I said so!” The chimera’s tiny fist landed on the table so hard, the dishes and glasses rattled loudly. Immediately the adoring crowd fell silent. Those standing close even ducked their heads, averted their eyes, and looked to the floor just to be on the safe side. Everyone waited with bated breath. Then a tiny squeak sounded.

“They farted!” A woman clapped her hands together enthusiastically.

The man beside her threw his arms in the air. “And what a lovely fart it was!”

“Yes! A fart straight to the heart!”

“Soul touching!”

“Eloquently farted.”

“Perfectly paced.”

“Heart-wrenching!”

“So meaningful.”

“Time to open a window.” That said, the chimera’s beady eyes fixed on me. Uh-oh.

Never fall asleep on the bus.

And again: Thank you @Valkyrie, for the quick edits.
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Gotta love how our subconscious manifests  :rofl: :rofl:  

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Thirdly

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"Eloquently farted." I must find a way to sneak this line into a story somewhere.

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Aditus
33 minutes ago, Timothy M. said:

:blink:  Um what ? I have no idea what this is about. Please explain :lol: 

Just a weird dream...

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Aditus
6 minutes ago, Thirdly said:

"Eloquently farted." I must find a way to sneak this line into a story somewhere.

Tell me when you do.

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Aditus
13 minutes ago, droughtquake said:

I’m confused too. Even more than I usually am. What do you mean, how can we tell‽‽‽
;–)

Just open a window. .. :)

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Thirdly
17 minutes ago, aditus said:

Tell me when you do.

Oh, you'll know it when I do. It will literally have your name on it. :lol:

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16 minutes ago, aditus said:

Just open a window. .. :)

Maybe that’s the problem, I never shut the windows!
;–)

It’s the Bay Area. It rarely dips below freezing here. And it’s an apartment building so the neighboring apartments insulate mine!
;–)

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Aditus
6 hours ago, Parker Owens said:

Wow. What a bus dream you had! 

Almost surreal, right? Not exactly  Un Chien Andalou but maybe a sprinkle of that? Thank you for reading this, Parker. :)

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Aditus
11 hours ago, comicfan said:

Careful what kind of wolf chow you're chomping on. Lol

Avoid the hand grenades, okay.

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