- Non-Fiction
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- Authors:
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astone2292
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NFields1608
Dear, Grocery Shoppers
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Genres:
Comedy,
Non-Fiction
Sub-genres:
Comedy Modern,
Creative Non-Fic
Dear, Grocery Shoppers is a journal kept by Aaron Stone and his husband, Noah Fields. Here they speak about nuances, moments of self-reflection, and just silly experiences that these two men can't help but make fun of. No matter the cost to their morality and reputation, Aaron and Noah love to turn anything and everything into a laughable moment. As they work in common retail jobs, they are here to instruct the masses on proper store etiquette through comedy. There will be consumer stupidity, nonsense from co-workers, and, worst of all...Karens.
This is a general warning to potential readers. The two men writing this story are completely unprofessional, unfiltered, and unrelenting. They will touch subjects, create hypothetical scenarios, and retell their wildest encounters with retail shoppers. Warnings for this journal include, but are not limited to: crude and vulgar language, poking fun at the elderly, talking smack to Karens with pixie cuts, pulling 'used' boxers from public toilets, liberal amounts of facepalming, conversing with co-workers about ole crocs-and-socks dude walking up Aisle Three, and much more.
- Promising Author
- 12/30/2020 (Updated: 05/30/2022)
- 12 Chapters
- 21,076 Words
- 20,413 Views
- 114 Comments
- Mature
- Long-Term Hold
Story Recommendations (1 member)
- Action Packed 1
- Addictive/Pacing 1
- Characters 0
- Chills 0
- Cliffhanger 0
- Compelling 0
- Feel-Good 0
- Humor 0
- Smoldering 0
- Tearjerker 0
- Unique 1
- World Building 1
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Table of Contents
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1.
Well, Howdy! Aaron's Introduction
- 2,379 Words
- 3,107 Views
- 9 Comments
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2.
Noah! You're Needed on the Front End!
- 1,048 Words
- 1,879 Views
- 6 Comments
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3.
Your Breakfast is My Dinner
- 2,132 Words
- 1,686 Views
- 11 Comments
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4.
Where's the Manager? I am the Manager!
- 1,499 Words
- 1,516 Views
- 8 Comments
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5.
Can Our Vast Illness Die?...Nineteen
- 2,136 Words
- 1,860 Views
- 15 Comments
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6.
You're Joking, Right?
- 1,554 Words
- 1,283 Views
- 11 Comments
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7.
Aaron's Humble Beginning
- 2,166 Words
- 700 Views
- 7 Comments
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8.
This...is a Rant.
- 1,609 Words
- 587 Views
- 11 Comments
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9.
A Phone Call
- 1,116 Words
- 1,564 Views
- 5 Comments
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10.
What's the Point?
- 1,475 Words
- 591 Views
- 10 Comments
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11.
New Store, New Nonsense
- 2,338 Words
- 501 Views
- 11 Comments
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12.
D.T.E.
- 1,624 Words
- 984 Views
- 9 Comments
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