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Slothin' It - 21. Chapter 21 - Slothin' It Up

Chapter 21 - You’re Slothin’ It Up!

I can’t say I’ve ever had a moment in my life where I’ve been so scared and completely clueless. I mean, I had absolutely no idea what was going on. Police shouting for a cease fire, wolves fighting apparently a gang of exotic animal traffickers, Denver had no idea he’d kidnapped me and Robby, and Walker had an evil doppelgänger. If I lived through this acid trip that I’d found myself in I was going to embrace a much simpler way of life — Meaning I wasn’t going to come down from a very tall tree for a very very long time.

I cringed as the Evil Walker grabbed my arm and forced me to my feet, thankfully my contractions had taken a five minute break for the supposed evil monologue that was bound to come. I mean I’d practically opened up the gateway by asking him who he was and of course he’d answered with a vague non-answer. “That… doesn’t explain… who… you are,” I hissed angrily, trying to hide the absolute terror quaking in my belly.

“I’m Me, the next ruler of wolves, and then, this entire city!” Evil Walker said following that with dramatic maniacal laughter.

I stared at the strange man whose laughter sounded so much like Dr. Doom I was seriously wondering if there were prank cameras nearby. What the hell was going on? “Where… is my… mate?” I asked as he pulled me along away from the crowd, all the commotion making no one recognize anything that was going on. Between the police, and the fighting it was hard to tell what was going on. No one seemed to notice as my mates doppelgänger dragged me behind a huge compactor out of sight.

“He’s over there,” he pointed to the front of the parking lot not far away, “just finished fighting off a tiger to get to you,” he hummed excitedly, like a fanboy excited at his favorite convention. “Soon everything will be set in place!”

My brain was most likely melted cheese at this point. “A tiger? Walker had fought off a tiger?” I had no idea what was wrong with this man, where the hell he’d come from, what was going on, and the metaphorical cherry on top, I was still having contractions. “I have... no idea…. what’s… going….. on,” I said miserably.

The evil Walker sighed irritably, “It’s not that complicated. See, it started when I found out about you and the wolf prince being mates, then I thought OH! IDEA, how about I get in on that. So I posed as one of your wolf’s trusted betas, and rallied some of you less trust worthy pack members. Then I partnered with your evil twin, who mind you has every intention of killing you — just so you know. So when your twin wanted to stop mixed species matings he knew you’d come to confront him, he had me take you out to supposedly kill you I guess,” the Walker look alike shrugged as if he wasn’t bothered talking about plans to murder me. “Anyways instead I took you here figuring Carlos wouldn’t mind if I hid you at the warehouse for a few days till I organized my plan, but Carlos sold me out and told Beluis that I’d stashed you there,” he paused and chuckled. “Oh you get it stached you like Beluis’s huge mustache, that was funny! Anyways, so I came back intending to be the character that saved you from being kidnapped and thus getting in the good graces of the wolf prince and being admitted into the pack. The End.” He said in a huge exhale of air, the whole thing even more disconcerting because he was saying it while looking and sounding like my mate, but was indeed nuttier than a squirrel who’d just won the nut lottery, that was over a million nuts.

“That… made… no… sense,” I said, while trying to figure out what I could use to defend myself from whoever this was. “You’re saying… that you… disguised… yourself… to look like… Denver… kidnapped me… and Robby… so that you… could pretend… to rescue us… and become part… of… the pack?”

He nodded as if agreeing with my words. “Yeah, give or take a few minor details. Oh I also tipped off the wolves you were here. Figured it wouldn’t get me any brownie points if exotic animal smugglers like sold you or skinned you dead body or something.”

Eyes wide I tried to hold down the scream that was settling somewhere in the back of my throat. “I’m with a nutcase, who somehow looks like my mate. I’m not going to die, I am NOT going to die.” I thought to myself trying desperately to hold on to some level of sanity. Just beyond our hideout the far side of the warehouse continued to burn, the loud sounds of the fire popping and windows shattering joined the cacophony of voices shouting and police sirens. There was so much noise it was hard to hear even the strange man in front of me, but somehow I could hear my name. It was faint, but the noise broke through enough that it sparked hope in my chest.

“Walker! Walker I’m here, I’m with a psycho. I think,” I thought desperately, tugging against the grip the strange man had on my arm. “Let… me go!” I hissed, some of my fear bleeding away as I thought about my mate. “You… said… you wanted… to be… part of… the pack… then let… me go!” I pulled again, his grip is not as strong as I thought it would be, but still strong enough to keep me there. I had to get to Walker, to protect our slups. I wasn’t going to let this imposter hurt me and my family, not if I had anything to slocking do with it.

“No, they won’t accept me not unless they have to,” he said in what could only be described as a sad petulant voice.

“They… will… I’ll tell them… Walker… will… help you,” I said, hoping he would let me go.

“No, they won’t.” Without warn, in the blink of an eye, only a nano second, the man holding me became a perfect reflection of myself down to the very stitch of my clothes. My vision doubled, as I looked at my twin, but definitely not my twin. Paul and me looked alike, but not like this. This was a carbon copy of myself, down to my pregnant belly. What was this creature? In a panicked huff I pulled back again, this time with more force, my wheelies sliding haphazardly across the ground as I tried to escape the grip still holding onto me. “Who… what… are you?” I gasped.

Again he sighed irritably, but now it was an eerie sight seeing my own face sneer back at me. “I told you, I’m Me, and to be honest I have no idea what I am,” he shrugged again with the same lazy manner he’d done while looking like Walker.

“I’m in a coma somewhere. That’s the only explanation of all of this,” I thought as my reprieve ended and another painful contraction had me doubling over grasping my belly as I unwillingly clutched my captor so I wouldn’t fall over. A wet trail ran down my leg soaking my pants as it puddled beneath my feet on the pavement. “Nope not in a coma,” I thought while really hoping this insanity would end soon because I had a bad feeling I was about to push out some sluppies on the tarmac.

“Wait, wait, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you doing that?” Me (I guess that was his name) asked with obvious confusion, his bravado clearly gone when faced with a sloths water breaking in front of him.

“I’m… pregnant… you… fucking… igit! Now… get… me… TO… MY… MATE!” I shouted, as a loud yowl of pain escaped me when another contraction hit.

“Pregnant! I thought you were just fat!” Me hissed. It was so sloth like that it was almost believable.

“If… I wasn’t… ughhhhhh… in labor… right… now… I’d… slap you,” I mewled pathetically, my words barely a threat as I hunched over.

“No, no, you aren’t supposed to be pregnant! That isn’t the way it's supposed to be!” Me let my wrist go as if burned by my flesh. “I— I,” he stumbled, unable to come up with a coherent sentence.

“Where is my mate?” I thought as I placed my hands on my knees, breathing deeply through the next wave of pain. “I’m here! Please hurry, I think my water broke,” I thought, looking down at the sad puddle I was standing in. I really didn’t have any doubts at this point that I was in labor, but it was hard to admit I was dealing with this in my current situation. It would all be a little less daunting if I wasn’t facing this behind a trash compactor with a shape shifting lunatic who thought I was fat.

There are somethings you know without seeing them and I knew the moment my mate had found me. Warmth surged through my gut as I turned around, his yellow eyes locked onto me with a fierce intensity. With a low growl he rushed to me completely ignoring my doppelgänger as he scooped me up into his arms. He pushed his nose into the side of my neck inhaling deeply as he clung me. “Larry, I thought I’d lost you,” he groaned as if in pain, his hug becoming so tight I thought my bones might break.

I squeaked,“Alpha, I’m alright, but the slups, I’m in labor. We need to get to the hospital,” My arms wrapped around his neck as I settled into the warm comfort of my mates body. God, I’d thought for a second I’d never get to experience this again. All I needed what for him to keep holding me, nothing in the world could hurt me as long as I was in his arms. To be honest, he’d be lucky if he ever got my sloth talons out of his neck the way I was clinging to him.

“Don’t ever go out on your own like that again,” Walker made a low sound deep in his chest as he suddenly seemed to notice my look alike standing silent in the corner. “Who is this, Larry?”

“That’s me,” I said, burrowing deeper into his embrace another painful contraction making my body tense, locking myself around him like my favorite tree branch as I rode out the waves of pain.

“He’s you?” Walker asked even as I felt tension coil up in his spine, his hand petting down my back soothingly. “He’s definitely not you,” he growled his yellow eyes deadly as he bared his fangs at the unknown creature.

“His name is Me, and apparently he’s able to look like anyone and he’s also the reason I was kidnapped,” I thought in quick bursts while trying to breath slow deep breaths. “Ughhhhh it hurts alpha,” I moaned out loud, wishing that this was already over.

Me shifted back and forth his eyes shifting between me and my alpha. “So you two can speak telepathically? That explains a lot. Look all's well that ends well, right?” He grinned, his expression different than anything I’d ever do.

Walker growled furiously, his muscles coiled tight as he took an unconscious step towards the man. I moaned again, this time louder as my body shook painfully. Inside I could feel my babies moving around restlessly. “You’re lucky, if my mate wasn’t in labor you wouldn’t be living to see the next day. If I catch your scent again you won’t be able to change into anything recognizable. Do you understand me?”

Me nodded a few times, a sad slump to his shoulders. “Yeah, roger that,” he muttered.

Walker turned away from the man not paying him any attention as he picked up the pace rushing us back out into the crowd. There were people in handcuffs and wolves talking to other police officers. I could see not far away ambulances were waiting, helping anyone who was injured. “What was he?” I asked, trying not to focus on the immense pain, but failing completely. Also, wish some horrific realization I wondered since I was a sloth did that mean my labor would also be slow? “Oh god I hope I don’t do this entire thing in slow motion. If that’s what's going to happen you better put me under do you understand!”

Walker chuckled, while cradling my weight as he walked up to the ambulance. “He is not something you need to worry about, as for slow labor, we might be in for a long ride slothie.”

I whimpered pathetically, as my mate caught the attention of the first paramedic, a female cat with large almond eyes. “My mate is in labor, he needs to get to the hospital immediately.” The paramedic nodded her head already shouting orders out to her fellow paramedic as Walker walked onto the ambulance, either unwilling to put me down or knowing I wouldn’t let him go.

“Larry!!” I heard my name being called right outside of the ambulance, a soot covered Robby jumping up and down waving his hand frantically.

I smiled relieved into my mates shoulder, a sigh escaping me even as pain started to radiate through me again. Everything was going to be alright, somehow everyone was ok.

“Everything is find slothie, don’t worry. I will keep you safe,” Walker rumbled soothingly as the paramedic started to take my pulse from where I was curled up against my mate.

“Huh, with his water broke he should be having more contractions. These are very slow and far apart still,” she said confused.

Walker snorted out a laugh as I hissed irritably. Why do I have to be so goddamn slow at everything!

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At least Larry and Walker are back together. His contractions are slow, like everything Larry does.

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Posted twice in a week? Who are you and what have you done with our Sy? Gotta say, I don't mind it one bit

Also, i was just watching this true and false video on childbirth on buzzfeed and yikes, i feel bad for slothie here. I mean it's hard enough to go through it but to have 10 kids in slow motion, boy he deserves a lot of cocaine for that

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18 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Really even labor! I'm laughing my ass off. So me is a chameleon I guess?

I thought Me is a chameleon too!

Also, don't laugh at slothie's predicament, y'all 😔 I do hope he curses like ira though and that the next chapter is full of them xD

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Hm....   honestly, still trying to decide on my opinion of these last two chapters. Even with Larry in labor it seems like Walker would have done something to make sure the person he was just told was the reason his mate was kidnapped, the reason for the entire fight that just took place, wouldn't just be able to walk off -- especially as there is still a swarm of police about and nearby.

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Ok...so...they left the "creature" and are now together and going to the hospital. Poor Larry, even when he catches a break he can't catch a break. 

This story just took a rocket bobsled down to crazy town. Between "creature", fratricidal twins, exotic animal sales, (which would infer human trafficking), pregnant men, cocaine smoothies, and the word "sluppies" this rollercoaster is a hoot and a half and I want to stay on the whole ride!

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3 hours ago, Fae Briona said:

Hm....   honestly, still trying to decide on my opinion of these last two chapters. Even with Larry in labor it seems like Walker would have done something to make sure the person he was just told was the reason his mate was kidnapped, the reason for the entire fight that just took place, wouldn't just be able to walk off -- especially as there is still a swarm of police about and nearby.

THANK YOU! I was wondering why Walker didn’t just call over a couple packmembers to take him into custody. 

How did Larry’s brother know about this nutjob? And one minute he was gonna be the alpha and the next he just wanted to be a pack member? 🤔

 

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46 minutes ago, Pmsingtiger said:

 Also this is a series. Robby story is next followed by Jack and then Me. 

Cool, but are you going to finish Ira’s story first?

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1 hour ago, Pmsingtiger said:

rollercoaster love GIF by Laurène Boglio

Hang on to the crazy train!! Also this is a series. Robby story is next followed by Jack and then Me. 

The fact you put "me" and your namesake is something I don't wish on the most mansplaining misogynistic pig, makes me tingle with...rocky horror picture show anticipation GIF

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45 minutes ago, Geemeedee said:

Cool, but are you going to finish Ira’s story first?

Not starting anything new until I finish Larry, Ira and Ty’s stories. 

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1 hour ago, Geemeedee said:

THANK YOU! I was wondering why Walker didn’t just call over a couple packmembers to take him into custody. 

How did Larry’s brother know about this nutjob? And one minute he was gonna be the alpha and the next he just wanted to be a pack member? 🤔

 

hmmmm that sounds like it would have been a better choice, maybe I'll edit that in to keep with Walker's character (speed writing on break at work does have its down falls). As for Paul, Larry's twin, he doesn't know Me, he thought Me was Denver, and Me approached him.

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5 hours ago, Kkh said:

Posted twice in a week? Who are you and what have you done with our Sy? Gotta say, I don't mind it one bit

Also, i was just watching this true and false video on childbirth on buzzfeed and yikes, i feel bad for slothie here. I mean it's hard enough to go through it but to have 10 kids in slow motion, boy he deserves a lot of cocaine for that

I always push myself, the more I write the easier it is to keep going. KEEP FEEDING MY BRAIN OM NOM NOM

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