miguelsanchez55 Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 I think you all might like these and even know of some first hand. Take care, Mike :sword: CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get n piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Forloyn Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. no coment
miguelsanchez55 Posted April 27, 2004 Author Posted April 27, 2004 Hey Forloyn, Did we catch you feeling cocky? Take care, Mike :sword:
Cloud Posted April 27, 2004 Posted April 27, 2004 Hey, these are pretty funny. I knew some french ones but I forgot about them. Ah well, these are funny! Take care! :2hands:
Atheist Posted April 28, 2004 Posted April 28, 2004 Me take offence, these no chinese proverbs, chinese proverbs in chinese, not english. Chinese proverbs also funnier not so cheesy cos Chinese no like cheese
Pyro Posted April 28, 2004 Posted April 28, 2004 LMBO hehe Iliked those. They were cute. Thanks Pyro :-)
miguelsanchez55 Posted April 28, 2004 Author Posted April 28, 2004 Hey Atheist I like your proverb too. Take care, Mike :sword:
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