A Matter of Inches

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A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop

stuttering, but he doesn't succeed. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned

doctor for help.

The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis

is 12 inches long. It weighs so much that it is pulling on your lungs,

causing you to stutter."

"Wa-wa-wa-what's the c-c-c-cure, d-d-d-doctor?" asks the man.

"We have to cut off 6 inches," replies the doctor.

The man thinks about it and, eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the

operation.

The operation is a success, and the man stops stuttering. Two months

later, he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches

cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has

gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put the six

inches back on.

Not hearing anything on other end of the line, the man repeats himself,

"Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!"

Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f**K you!"