Let’s Defecate Correctly
Young children have it best. Chores are done for them, they are spoon fed with playful attention, and of course, they enjoy the luxury of nappies. The vicissitudes of growing up entails a process of moving past said juvenile methods of defecation. Today, the use of the toilet is a challenge that most children must socially accept.
What about the dilemmas of the modern toilet? Maybe the seat is too cold or even too warm? It is not clean enough. Will I fall int
The Good Things
What is good?
Soft avocados are good
Cooking salmon through foil is good
Silk Touch tissue papers are good
Oversized denim button-downs are good
Beers in the afternoon is good
Apartamento Magazine is good
Boxer shorts as casual wear is good
Being a child is good
Tortoiseshell glasses are good
Morning walk on a deserted road is good
Oral sex is good,
so is being rimmed.
Yellow incandescence is good
Bach is good
A cluttered room with well used space is goo
As I type this, I hear the following passing conversation outside on the street below-
girl: "Do you have a gaydar?"
guy: "I usually do but it doesn't really work around here because this place has many weird people..."
What a wonderful, cool, interesting couple.
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I somewhat have negative thoughts about people who reblog others' established works, only because of the motive behind the reblogger. Unfortunately, I am a victim of th
Gayism
To stare at a guy is gay
To stare at a women is gay
Going shopping is gay
Hate going shopping? that's gay
Liking fashion is gay
Dressing like a homeless man is gay
Lighting scented candles is gay
Using moisturizer is gay
Roughing your hands out is gay
Hugging your mate is pretty gay
To not root a chick at a party is pretty gay
To dislike the taste of beer is pretty gay
Drinking beer is also pretty gay
Watching football is pretty gay
Not watching football is pretty
Sonata in Sex Op. 69
We have all been told that love making is an art. This form of art is usually accompanied by romantic candles, romantic pulled curtains, romantic champagne, and let us not forget, lots and lots of lube. However, throughout the ages, the intertwining of the sex with sexy music has long been a tradition for us smooth and stylish types. Nothing gets him/her more into it than popping David Gray's This Year's Love into the CD player. But why limit ourselves to pop culture
Not much went on today. Got up at 6:30 for a morning tennis squad. Sleeping at 1 am is not indicative of good decision making on my part. Caught the train, slept for an hour, walked to grocery shop to start a work shift. My lunch break was spent in the adjacent cafe where i read an article in Apartamento magazine while eating a 'portugese chicken wrap' for nine bucks. There's a new guy working at the butcher next door. His masculine demeanor mixed with slightly boyish facial features makes him q
First off, happy 4th July to you nice Americans. I hope your nation was/is partying hard!
Second entry. My first was yesterday but i need to get blogging out of my system and very soon the updates will be less intense.
Anyway this is my friend, Pascual Scevaro. We adopted Pascual after my friend rescued him from an isolated trash bin about four months ago. Some people in this world clearly have no sense of moral awareness.
I'm currently sitting in my uni campus room discov
It's 1:10 am. The television is on with ladies' semifinals (Radwanska's grunts can be heard) while i flip through old magazines looking for good pictures that i will eventually cut out. I'm getting better at it. My friend went to Europe for the winter break and he left me a paper-cutting-blade thing. I can now cut pages with at most two small rips at the borders. Clearly I'm moving up. And now i turn to my laptop to type this entry.
It's my first. I've never done a blog before. I've only jus
