November 19th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

(click on the day for details)

• Christian feast day:
  • Obadiah (Eastern Catholic Church)
  • Raphael Kalinowski
  • Severinus, Exuperius, and Felician
  • November 19 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
• Day of Discovery of Puerto Rico (Puerto Rico)
• Day of Missile Forces and Artillery (Russia, Belarus)
• Flag Day (Brazil)
• Garifuna Settlement Day (Belize)
• International Men's Day
• Liberation Day (Mali)
• Martyrs' Day (Uttar Pradesh, India)
• The Sovereign Prince's Day (Monaco)
• Women's Entrepreneurship Day
• World Toilet Day

 

Observances (click on the day or week for details)

International Survivors of Suicide Loss Day

Family Volunteer Day

National Have A Bad Day Day

International Journalist’s Remembrance Day

National Alina Day

National Camp Day

National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day

National Carla Day

National Integration Day

National Lewis Day

National Morgan Day

National Play Monopoly Day

Women Entrepreneurs Day

 

Patrick Kane’s Birthday

RiceGum’s Birthday

Lil' Mo’s Birthday

Meg Ryan’s Birthday

Larry King’s Birthday

Lauren Burnham’s Birthday

Jodie Foster’s Birthday

Alonzo Arnold’s Birthday

Indira Gandhi’s Birthday

James Beavers’s Birthday

FaZe Rug’s Birthday

Calvin Klein’s Birthday

Apollo Nida’s Birthday

Sushmita Sen’s Birthday

Kassandra Lee’s Birthday

Tyga’s Birthday

Adam Driver’s Birthday

 

 

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

 

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Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

 

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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

 

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Because it was my brother's birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake.

The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, "that would be great!"

The next day she drove to the fraternity and rang the doorbell.

The same boy answered the door. When he saw the cake, his face fell.

"Oh," he said, clearly disappointed. "I thought you said 'keg.' "

 

 

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