MDBCs 01 Feb 2023
February 1st 2023 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Abolition of Slavery Day (Mauritius)
- Air Force Day (Nicaragua)
- Christian feast day:
- Earliest day on which Constitution Day can fall, while February 7 is the latest; celebrated on the first Monday in February. (Mexico)
- Federal Territory Day (Kuala Lumpur, Labuan and Putrajaya, Malaysia)
- Heroes Day (Rwanda)
- Saint Brigid's Day/Imbolc (Ireland,[84] Scotland, Isle of Man, and some Neopagan groups in the Northern hemisphere)
- Memorial Day of the Republic (Hungary)
- National Freedom Day (United States)
- The start of Black History Month (United States and Canada)
Observances (click on the day or week for details)
National Signing Day
Car Insurance Day
Change Your Password Day
Conservatorship and Guardianship Abuse Awareness Day
Day of Remembrance and Respect to Victims of the Communist Regime
Decorating with Candy Day (1)
Decorating With Candy Day (2)
G.I. Joe Day
Global School Play Day
Holiday Hugs Day
Hula in the Coola Day
Imbolc
International Face and Body Art Day
National Baked Alaska Day
National Cameron Day
National Dark Chocolate Day
National Get Up Day
National Girls and Women in Sports Day
National Sean Day
National Serpent Day
National Texas Day
Robinson Crusoe Day
Spunky Old Broads Day
Tet Nguyen Dan
World Aspergillosis Day
World Hijab Day
World Read Aloud Day
Stormi Webster’s Birthday
Harry Styles’s Birthday
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Tue Feb 1st, 2022 - Mon Feb 7th, 2022
Solo Diners Eat Out Week
National Patient Recognition Week
African Heritage and Health Week
Observances (click on the month for details)
National Fasting February
National Black History Month
International Vegan Cuisine Month
North American Inclusion Month
National Cherry Month
National Bake For Family Fun Month
National Bird Feeding Month
National Hot Breakfast Month
National Library Lover’s Month
Fun Observances ( 0 )
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Funny Things That Parents Say
"The key is to put the mousetrap outside the house. That way, the mice don't come in."
"Don't do drugs. They're hell on your body, and I may need one of your organs someday."
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Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read "Condo down payment."
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People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like
“Do what you love, and the money will follow” or
“The early bird gets the worm.”
All I remember is “Don’t fill up on bread.”
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When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.
My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.
“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”
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