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MDBCs 01 Feb 2023


February 1st 2023 - Holidays and Observances

 

(click on the day for details)

 

Observances (click on the day or week for details)

National Signing Day

Car Insurance Day

Change Your Password Day

Conservatorship and Guardianship Abuse Awareness Day

Day of Remembrance and Respect to Victims of the Communist Regime

Decorating with Candy Day (1)

Decorating With Candy Day (2)

G.I. Joe Day

Global School Play Day

Holiday Hugs Day

Hula in the Coola Day

Imbolc

International Face and Body Art Day

National Baked Alaska Day

National Cameron Day

National Dark Chocolate Day

National Get Up Day

National Girls and Women in Sports Day

National Sean Day

National Serpent Day

National Texas Day

Robinson Crusoe Day

Spunky Old Broads Day

Tet Nguyen Dan

World Aspergillosis Day

World Hijab Day

World Read Aloud Day

 

Stormi Webster’s Birthday

Harry Styles’s Birthday

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Tue Feb 1st, 2022 - Mon Feb 7th, 2022

Solo Diners Eat Out Week

National Patient Recognition Week

African Heritage and Health Week

 

Observances (click on the month for details)

National Fasting February

National Black History Month

International Vegan Cuisine Month

North American Inclusion Month

National Cherry Month

National Bake For Family Fun Month

National Bird Feeding Month

National Hot Breakfast Month

National Library Lover’s Month

 

Fun Observances ( 0 )

 

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Funny Things That Parents Say

"You shouldn't be eating candy so early. We have doughnuts."

"The key is to put the mousetrap outside the house. That way, the mice don't come in."
 
"Your aunt couldn't make it, so I brought the cat."

"Don't do drugs. They're hell on your body, and I may need one of your organs someday."

 
 

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Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read "Condo down payment."

 

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People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like

“Do what you love, and the money will follow” or

“The early bird gets the worm.”

All I remember is “Don’t fill up on bread.”

 

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When the new activities director for the rec center walked in, all us retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.

My buddy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”

“Don’t you mean 30 years younger?” I asked.

“No. If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”

 

 

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