MDBCs 29 Feb 2024
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February 29th 2024 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
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As a Christian feast day:
- Saint John Cassian
- February 29 in the Orthodox church
- Rare Disease Day (in leap years; celebrated in common years on February 28)
- Bachelor's Day (Ireland, United Kingdom)
Observances (click on the day, BD or week for details)
Leap Year Day
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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
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Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.
“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?”
“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.”
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
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Every time a little boy went to a playmate’s house, he found the friend’s grandmother deeply engrossed in her Bible. Finally his curiosity got the better of him.
“Why do you suppose your grandmother reads the Bible so much?” he asked.
“I’m not sure,” said his friend, “but I think she’s cramming for her finals.”
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sandrewn 
This is the first Feb 29th blog entry, here. This blog started in July 2021 If I'm still around in 2028, we'll try for a repeat.
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