MDBCs 24 Apr 2024
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 997
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April 24th 2024 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day (Armenia, France)
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Christian feast day:
- Benedict Menni
- Dermot of Armagh
- Dyfnan of Anglesey
- Ecgberht of Ripon
- Fidelis of Sigmaringen
- Gregory of Elvira
- Ivo of Ramsey
- Johann Walter (Lutheran)
- Mary of Clopas
- Mary Euphrasia Pelletier
- Mellitus
- Peter of Saint Joseph de Betancur
- Salome (disciple)
- Wilfrid (Church of England)
- William Firmatus
- April 24 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
- Concord Day (Niger)
- Democracy Day (Nepal)
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Fashion Revolution Day, and its related observances:
- Labour Safety Day (Bangladesh, proposed)
- National Panchayati Raj Day (India)
- Republic Day (The Gambia)
- World Day for Laboratory Animals
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
Action Day for Tolerance and Respect between People
Administrative Professionals Day
Coronation Day of Pope Benedict XVI
Denim Day
International Day of Multilateralism and Diplomacy for Peace
International Guide Dog Day
National Brandon Day
National Pet Care for All Day
National Pigs in a Blanket Day
National Skipping Day
New Kids on the Block Day
Scream Day
Secretary Day
Theravada New Year
World Stationery Day
Help Animals Day
Stop Food Waste Day
Firefly Day
Thomas Sanders’s Birthday
Kelly Clarkson’s Birthday
Joe Keery’s Birthday
Barbra Streisand’s Birthday
Kehlani
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While I was making a huge batch of snickerdoodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along. He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"
"Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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"Don't worry about it," he said. "We do it all the time."
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"For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy."
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I called a video shop to order the war movie Battle of the Bulge.
"Hold on," said the clerk. "I'll check our aerobics tapes."
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