MDBCs 16 May 2024
May 16th 2024 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
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Christian feast day:
- Aaron (Coptic Church)
- Abda and Abdjesus, and companions:
- Andrew Bobola
- Brendan the Navigator (Roman Catholic Church, Anglican Communion, Eastern Orthodox Church)
- Caroline Chisholm (Church of England)
- Gemma Galgani (Passionists Calendar)
- Germerius
- Honoratus of Amiens
- John of Nepomuk
- Margaret of Cortona
- Peregrine of Auxerre
- Simon Stock
- Ubald (see Saint Ubaldo Day)
- May 16 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
- Martyrs of Sudan (Episcopal Church (USA))
- Mass Graves Day (Iraq)
- National Day, declared by Salva Kiir Mayardit (South Sudan)
- Teachers' Day (Malaysia)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
Drawing Day
Global Accessibility Awareness Day
International Day of Light
National Aperitif Day
National BBQ Day
National Biographer's Day
National Coquilles Saint Jacques Day
National Do Something Good for Your Neighbor Day
National Honor Our LGBT Elders Day
National Love a Tree Day
National Mimosa Day
National Notebook Day
National Piercing Day
National Sea Monkey Day
Nickel Day
Ride a Unicycle Day
Supply Chain Professionals Day
Waiters Day
Wear Purple for Peace Day
International Day of Living Together in Peace
International Boys’ Day
Horse Rescue Day
Tori Spelling’s Birthday
Megan Fox’s Birthday
Janet Jackson’s Birthday
IU’s Birthday
Grayson Chrisley’s Birthday
H. H. Holmes
Pierce Brosnan
Danny Trejo
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"Nice 2-bedroom home. The owner has noted that there are termites that have done some damage. Selling house 'as is.' Don't Wait. This Wonderful Property Will Not Last Long."
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A millionaire, a hard hat, and a drunk are at a bar. When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug. The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then proceeds to sip it. The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaffs the rest.
It's now the drunk's turn. He sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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At our supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the boys called out, "Mommy! Mommy!" while she tried to shop.
Finally, she blurted out, "I don't want to hear the word mommy for at least ten minutes!"
The boys fell silent for a few seconds. Then one tugged on his mother's dress and said softly, "Excuse me, miss."
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When my insurance company refused to pay for my newborn son’s circumcision, I got a letter explaining its logic.
Under the procedure "Circumcision" was written "Unable to locate member."
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Manhattan Delis and the Art of Knish
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