October 14th 2024 - Holidays and Observances

 

(click on the day for details)

• Christian feast day:
  • Angadrisma
  • Fortunatus of Todi
  • Joseph Schereschewsky (Episcopal Church (USA))
  • Pope Callixtus I
  • October 14 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
  • Intercession of the Theotokos
• Day of the Cathedral of the Living Pillar (Georgian Orthodox Church)
• Mother's Day (Belarus)
• National Education Day (Poland), formerly Teachers' Day
• Nyerere Day (Tanzania)
• Second Revolution Day (Yemen)
• World Standards Day (International)

 

Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)

Be Bald and Be Free Day

Chisinau City Day

Columbus Day

Defender of Ukraine Day

Indigenous Peoples' Day

International: Day of respect for cultural diversity

Lotu a Tamaiti Holiday

National Dessert Day

National Heritage Day in Turks and Caicos

National Heroes' Day of Bahamas

National I Love You Day

National Kick Butt Day

National Native American Day

National Online Bank Day

Canadian Thanksgiving

National Real Sugar Day

 

Roger Moore’s Birthday

Rowan Blanchard’s Birthday

Kota ASMR’s Birthday

Lourdes Ciccone Leon’s Birthday

Karyn White’s Birthday

King James II’s Birthday

Jason Plato’s Birthday

Jelly’s Birthday

Jared Goff’s Birthday

Fernanda Ramirez’s Birthday

Dwight D. Eisenhower’s Birthday

Stephen A. Smith’s Birthday

Usher’s Birthday

Carol Capel’s Birthday

Dillon the Hacker’s Birthday

Ralph Lauren

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Just because the items in these classified ads are free doesn’t mean they’re worth it:

Free: Piano with matching bench seat, very good condition, all keys work probably

Free: 5 kitchen drawers, all matching naughty pine fronts

Free: Vain Screening

Free: rent in exchange for elderly woman

 

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We all make mistakes. Some 
are just more public than others, 
like these real newspaper typos:

“Here the bridal couple stood, 
facing the floral setting, and exchanged cows.”

“It took many rabbits many years to write the Talmud.” 

“Mrs. ____ fell down stairs at her home this morning, breaking her myhodudududududududosy, and suffered painful injuries.” 

“A headline in an item in the 
Feb. 15th edition incorrectly stated ‘Stolen Groceries.’ It should have read: ‘Homicide.’” 

 

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It’s tough enough selling a home nowadays. Don’t make the mistakes that turned off these readers on the City Room blog of The New York Times:

"It was a good house, well-maintained. But the bed with the person in it was off-putting."

"The family dog, long departed, was stuffed and standing next to the fireplace. RIP Sparky."

"The main distraction was dirt. Although there was the tiny child who proudly showed us the refrigerator full of ‘Daddy’s beer’ just outside an upstairs bedroom."

 

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A long line leading to the ladies’ room greeted my friend’s wife. Since desperate times call for desperate measures, my friend took her 
into the empty men’s room, then stood guard.

When she exited a few minutes later, a man waiting his turn called out,

“I hope you remembered to put up the toilet seat.”

 

 

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Parking sensors

 

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Taking your kid to go shopping at Walmart

 

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Texas?

 

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Free Ranging chickens (three catches per customer max)

 

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Leprechaun cowboy???????

 

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Attention, pickup in isle 14!!!!!!!

 

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